Birthday is the dearest and closest holiday for each of us. We offer funny scenes for a woman’s birthday at the table. Take a closer look at this exclusive selection.
After studying our selection of congratulatory scenes, you will be able to have a fun and interesting birthday with your family and friends, congratulate the birthday girl in an unusual way and entertain guests!
During the holiday, you can improvise.
Funny scenes for a woman’s birthday are a way to avoid big preparations and diversify the holiday by congratulating the birthday girl in an original way. Scenes can be divided into table scenes and moving scenes.
Funny table scenes
Shouting scene at the festive table “Wish for a satisfying life”
The host instructs all guests to carefully follow the chants. And as soon as the presenter gives the go-ahead to the men, they should shout loudly and unanimously: “Beer with kvass!” If the presenter waves to the women, then they should shout just as loudly and unanimously: “Bread and butter!”
Leading:
On your birthday today, We all gathered together to congratulate you again, We got seriously drunk! We are all friendly to you, together, We wish you from the bottom of our hearts.
And the car, and the estate...
(waves first to the women and then to the men)
Women : Bread and butter! Men : Beer with kvass!
Leading:
We wish you love too! May they love you all year long, May they carry you in their arms, And we also wish you in a deep voice... (waves first to men, and then to women)
Men : Beer with kvass! Women : Bread and butter!
Leading:
So that all year you fight off annoying banknotes! And so that they don’t end, all year round, all year round!
They catch up, attack, bestow all sorts of blessings! Well, we wish at once:
Women : Bread and butter! Men : Beer with kvass!
Leading:
So that in the evening at work, you find something to care for, lie in front of the TV, and count your entire salary! So that the numbers don't add up! So that the neighbors will be surprised, And ask you for an hour: Is there anything in the kitchen... (we wave to the men)
Men : Beer with kvass!
Presenter : We’ll sit for a while... (waving to the women)
Women : Bread and butter!
Host : Let's eat!
Presenter : We have talked about food and drink so many times in this chant that it’s time to raise another toast to our birthday girl and have a proper snack and drink!
Mini-scene for a woman’s birthday “Compliments”
- The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it.
- Guests take turns drawing a card and calling a compliment adjective for the letter they got.
- The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.
Funny sketch of congratulations “Portrait of the birthday girl”
This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter.
1st guest : Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity.
2nd guest : And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick, so that with a wave, we flutter!
3rd guest : And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, elegant question...
4th guest : And your mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin!
Guest 5 : Feel free to draw rosy cheeks.
6th guest : Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly!
7th guest : Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode.
8th guest : Draw a slender body without a flaw!
9th guest : There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles!
10th guest : And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France!
11th guest : We’ll dress our girlfriends in a fashionable dress to the envy of our friends!
12th guest : Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space.
13th guest : There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing!
14th guest : We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top!
15th guest : Let's add that there is nothing better and more beautiful than her in the world!
16th guest : And we will present our birthday girl with a finished portrait!
A small funny scene “Universal Vote”
The scene is suitable for a married woman. The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green. After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red sign. Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken.
Leading:
- Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious!
- It's great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention!
- I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart.
- More money... spend on friends!
- Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband.
- Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon!
7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims!
- And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends!
- And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby!
- For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”!
If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.”
At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.”
Musical scene at the table “Someone came down the hill” in a new way
All guests are divided into roles and groups.
They are given the prepared lyrics of the song. For a musical scene, you need a live performance (accordion, accordion, guitar, etc.) or a backing track of the song “Here’s someone coming down the hill.”
Groups sing verses at the command of the leader. The presenter has a script and sees who will sing after whom.
To act out the scene, the friends are given a plastic bag and an empty bottle, which they will hit with a fork.
A group of guests are given flowers to wave. One of the team gets a drawn duck. It will be funnier if it is a rubber toy that also quacks.
Mother or mother-in-law is given a brick. She will also present it according to the plot of the song.
Nobody knows the text, it will be almost impromptu. The couplets are sight read.
Girlfriends:
Someone came down the hill and is in a hurry for his birthday. He carries two bags in his hands (Shur-Shur), and the bottle in them rings. (Ding!)
Birthday girl:
Walks with an awkward gait. And bowing his head strongly. And it smells, smells strongly of vodka! (Ay-ay-ay) Oh, he won’t reach me!
Guests:
The trees around were blooming, (Waving flowers) And the birds started nests. (Quack-quack!) He’s in a hurry for your birthday. But if only the legs would finish.
Leading:
He carries one flower in his hands. The bouquet was lost for a long time! Almost there! Doesn't see the door. (Door) And then he breaks through the window! (two people hold hands)
Mom: (mother-in-law, older friend or sister)
Even his tie came undone, But his family doesn’t care! Why did he come rushing to us for the holiday? And made his face like a brick? (shows a brick)
Husband (friend):
I wish you, dear one, to live another hundred years! Why don’t you cry “bitterly”? Wow, how hot it would be! (rushes to kiss)
Friends:
We barely pulled him away! And they tore it off the shoulder! If he could, he would marry again! That's how hot his blood is!
Small scene “Love will come unexpectedly (or three sisters)”
Characters
- Sister 1 - Miramistina.
- Sister 2 - Avdulina.
- Sister 3 - Alyonushka
- The fourth face is the Mirror (speaking).
- The main character is the Tsar.
(We choose active, artistic, and well-fed men for the role of sisters, or, on the contrary, very thin men. For the role of Alyonushka - a large and “powerful” guest - so that he can lift the king in his arms).
Props and musical accompaniment
- Chopped musical pieces (listed below), recorded voice of the presenter.
- For girls: shaggy wigs, braids, false breasts, butts (or balloons), handbags, beads, fans, hats.
- For the mirror: stretched foil over a stretcher and a hole in the center for the face.
- For the king, a crown, a toy or self-made scepter, a staff, a cloak.
Progress of the scene
Leading:
They lived and did not grieve. The three sisters lived together. The eldest Miramistina (appears to the background fairy-tale music), Middle, the light of Avdulina (Avdulina appears), And the fourth was called affectionately and drawlingly: “Alyonushka” (Alyonushka appears).
Three girls sang songs in the evening, saying that men had forgotten them... How could they get married, find grooms for themselves...
The older sister gets up and immediately goes to the mirror. She approaches the mirror and asks a question about herself.
(A fragment of Aleksin’s song “Well, why are you so scary”) is included.
Avdulina smiled and also bent over to the mirror - Tell me about me, what did I do for three days?!
(Song of Glory “Loneliness is a bastard!”).
Alyonushka went to the mirror, wiped the dust off it and heard:
Song “How beautiful you are today!” V. Meladze
Leading:
As soon as the mirror sang, the door creaked quietly, And the king entered the little room - the sovereign of that side!
(Background music)
The three sisters modestly (I say again - modestly!!) stood up and bowed to the Tsar... The Tsar was single, although not at all young. The king looked at those girls and quietly sang a song...
(Song of the group “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” “Girls are different”).
Here the sisters became shy, but were not at all confused - The first one quickly said: “We have gifts, for starters!” Of course, I won’t say anything, but what do I want from you!?
(Seryoga’s song “Black Boomer”)
Presenter : Well, the middle one said that she only needs a little, just crumbs... for the path!
(Song of Viagra “Girls’ best friends are diamonds”).
Presenter : The youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but approached the Tsar and, suddenly, it rang out:
Yu. Karaulova’s song “I Just Want It So.”
The king was completely confused, he wanted to please everyone! All the girls are good, you need to choose for the soul!
Song “If I were a Sultan!”
Presenter : The mirror was indignant here, it bent over the Tsar, “What are you doing, Tsar’s face?” Here the king scratched his neck, there’s something I didn’t tell you... Don’t be angry with me, find out the truth about me!
An excerpt from Igor’s song “My Mom Makes Coffee” with the words “But I don’t have money, as always!”
When Miramistina heard it, she immediately produced a picture : The song “Get Out” Viagra!
Avdulina did not play up, she repeated her thought loudly: The song “I will send him to heaven for an asterisk” by Lolita
Presenter : And Alyonushka sighed, pulled the Tsar’s hands and...
Song "I'll kiss you" gr. "Factory". During the song, Alyonushka takes the Tsar in his arms and carries him away.
Presenter : That’s the end of the fairy tale! The king finally got married!
And we wish our birthday girl love and love again!
An original sketch of a birthday greeting to a woman at the table “Pleasant Surprise”
Characters:
- A man (husband, friend) is any prepared guest. He should only know the beginning of the scene.
- Painter. Dressed in a special uniform, holding a deep bucket and a wide brush. On his head is a hat made of newspaper. In his hands he holds an invoice with a seal and signature. There are rose petals in the bucket, but no one should see this. You can use a bucket with a lid.
During the celebration, when all the guests have long been sitting at the table, the first glasses have been drunk to the health of the birthday girl, a rude and persistent knock is heard on the door.
One of the guests (husband, friend) picks up and goes to the door with the words: What's going on there? I'll go and open it!
He returns, arguing with the painter.
Man : What can you do, honestly? Can't you see that you're at the wrong door?
Painter rudely: Man, don’t interfere with my work, please! You see, I have a stamped invoice. Everything is as it should be. Your address is written here. My task is to varnish furniture! They also gave me equipment: a bucket of varnish, a brush... (walks around and imitates painting).
Man : Stop this disgrace immediately! Do you see how many people have gathered here? It’s our birthday girl’s birthday today, by the way...
Painter : What about me? Congratulations, dear woman. But my work will not stand. Sorry!
Man : And I said stop it immediately!
The painter, brushing him off, seems to be painting on the side of the birthday girl. But so that she can see him.
The man, in anger, begins to snatch the bucket from the painter. They're almost fighting over inventory.
Man : That's crazy! Quit now! Stop messing around!
Painter : Oh, right? Quit? Yes please!
The painter swings the bucket over the birthday girl's head, as if pouring out the contents. And rose petals are falling from the bucket!
Everyone claps their hands in unison and shouts: Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations!
The song by A. Pugacheva “Once upon a time there was an artist alone...” sounds. All guests at the table take out previously hidden roses (one flower at a time) and give them to the birthday girl.
Make sure that the number of roses in the bouquet is not even.
Funny role-playing scene “Turnip”
Everyone is sitting in their seats. The presenter places a bottle of cognac in the middle of the table, closer to the first participant. Then you will also need a large bottle of champagne.
Presenter : And now, friends, let's remember the Russian folk tale about the turnip. And at the same time let’s play it! Do you agree? So, let's distribute the roles.
Props : a hat with earflaps for grandpa, a headscarf for grandma, a headband with pigtails for granddaughter, a collar and leash for the dog Zhuchka, a headband with ears for the cat. Draw antennae and a mouse nose for the mouse.
The funny thing is that roles are given to everyone, starting from the first participant. So, for example, a man can be a grandmother, and a large woman can be a mouse.
Presenter : Grandfather planted a turnip.
Grandfather puts down a small bottle of cognac and examines it.
The turnip has grown very, very big!
The presenter exchanges for a large bottle of champagne.
He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Grandfather called grandma.
The grandfather waves his hand and the neighbor, playing the role of the grandmother, grabs his belt.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The grandmother called her granddaughter.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out! The granddaughter called Zhuchka.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Bug called the cat.
They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. The cat called the mouse. They pull and pull... They pull!
Grandfather takes the bottle.
Host : Eh, no! Did you think everything was so easy? Now let’s show this same fairy tale to our viewers with different emotions. So, grandfather, you are constantly confused. Grandma, you don’t have time, you’re always in a hurry. Granddaughter, you are lazy and lazy. Bug, you're always trying to steal something! Cat, you are a white-haired woman and an intellectual. You don't want to get your paws dirty. Well, you mouse is an alarmist! You're the only one allowed to scream at the end of the scene!
The presenter tells the story again. The characters include the given emotions, making the guests laugh. And the last cry of the mouse will cause everyone to laugh!
At the end, champagne is poured into glasses. The host says a toast that the heroes of the fairy tale wish the birthday girl to experience certain emotions at the right time and for the right reason, and not like in this funny fairy tale!
You can congratulate a cool woman with the “Gymnastics Stars” skit
Heroes : three men dressed in gymnastics costumes
Clothing : costumes for gymnastics - tight leggings, T-shirts, ribbons on the forehead.
Props : Hoop, ball, clubs, ribbon (gymnastics).
Conditions : each “gymnast” must show the most ridiculous movements, smile, pull his toes and arms forward. The more ridiculous the movements, the funnier it is.
Music : cheerful, sporty.
Presenter : Dear friends, today and only now, especially for our birthday girl, famous champions will appear on this stage with a free program! So, welcome!
First gymnast
Claudia Tateryauchusis! Winner of the summer gymnastics games in Latvia. Solo with ribbon.
(Music. The gymnast performs a dance with a ribbon.)
Presenter (comments on the dance): Dance with a ribbon. All movements speak only of one thing: be happy, dear birthday girl! No matter what happens to you, no matter what knots fate ties on your path in life!
Second gymnast
Anisa Abab. African medalist in outdoor gymnastics games with clubs.
Presenter (comments on the dance): With her dance, the gymnast congratulates her on her birthday and wishes the birthday girl that golden rain will fall on her and fill her soul with happiness
Third gymnast
Sofia Pedalkina, Russia. The undisputed winner of the Olympic Games in the category of hoop dance.
Plot "Tenderness" Dance with a hoop.
Presenter (comments on the dance): Dear birthday girl, let love burst into your home and cover you from head to toe. Love and be loved!
(Three gymnasts are enough. For each, their own background music is turned on. At the end, all gymnasts run out to a common composition: “Long live gymnastics and the birthday girl!”)
Original sketch “The Cheerful Doctor”
Hero : male doctor. Artistic and funny.
Clothes : robe, shoe covers.
Requisites : stethoscope, pre-prepared recipes.
Progress of the scene
The doctor examines all guests, makes diagnoses, and gives out prescriptions. Listens to the heartbeat of guests while listening to cheerful music and dispenses advice.
Doctor's advice:
- drink a hundred grams of vodka, eat a cucumber and dance a cheerful dance;
- brush your teeth daily with red caviar;
- in the morning on an empty stomach, drink one hundred grams of champagne and snack on a slice of orange;
- not going to work for two days, and then coming back as if nothing had happened and telling everyone “how I missed you!”;
- approach the mirror exclusively with the words “I don’t want this cake!”;
- raise eyebrows at the sight of pretty girls;
- tell your husband three times a day after meals: “Darling, now you are mine!”;
- drink a bucket of mineral water every day without a snack;
- deal more often with the opposite sex and not in an administrative manner;
- Every day at noon, do sports: hold the sofa on your back;
- drink, smoke, swear only in dreams!
Then listen to the birthday girl’s heart, take her temperature, make her breathe into a tube, clench her fist, clench her pulse, and read out the diagnosis on a beautiful piece of paper.
Extract from the medical history of the Birthday Girl:
- Dear birthday girl! Your age is at the very peak of female prime!
- Your Blood - everything here is confirmed by tests - “blood with milk”!
- Life activity is diverse, variable and developed!
- Your pulse beats like a pure spring!
- There is no constant rhythm in the heartbeat (either it works like the most accurate clock, or it goes off scale with surprise).
- Vision - 110% - like an eagle, it is impossible to hide even small change in your pockets!
- The sense of smell is amazing; it can determine every second where and with whom her loved one or her least loved one has recently communicated.
- As for the hearing: it is exceptional - not a single important call goes unattended.
- There are complaints: falls asleep while reading books or after a hearty dinner.
- The daily routine is increasingly moving from standing mode to lying down mode.
Based on the above, the doctor is ready to make an unequivocal conclusion - my patient has just begun to live!
Recommended : eliminate passivity and negativity, take from life everything you didn’t have time to do because of work days or your own embarrassment, love, be loved and live at least until you are a hundred years old in health and mind!
Unusual scene - congratulation “Morning of the next day”
The skit will require 10 players. Everyone has a role to play as a human body. Characters : Brain, Throat, Tongue, Eyes, Legs, Hands, Stomach, Memory, Bladder, Liver. A sign with the assigned role is hung on the head or chest of each player.
Brain : Oh, how bad. Eyes, open!
Eyes : You might think it’s easier now!
Brain : What happened yesterday?!!
Memory : Don't look like that. I was knocked out after the fifth toast...
Throat : Everything is dry. I'm terribly thirsty.
Bladder : Guys, I need to go to the toilet!!
Legs : We're not going anywhere...
Liver : Where am I?!
Brain : Still there, but a few more of these parties and you will definitely be cut out!
Memory : I remember! Yesterday was my birthday! The language still carried such nonsense...
Language : Honestly, I didn't want this!
Bladder : Guys, I'm not rubber?!
Brain : Okay, legs, now let’s go to the toilet and start heading to work!
Conscience : Should I at least brush my teeth??
Stomach : Shut up, damned one, where were your advice when they poured two liters into me yesterday?
Conscience : No complaints against me! It was the hands that poured it! Look how they shake!
Ruki : Don’t scoff, we still have to work all day today.
Liver : Now I would like 100 grams to cure my hangover!
Stomach : I see you can’t sit still at all. I need mineral water, urgently.
Language : I'd rather remain silent.
Brain : It's decided! Feet, take us to the refrigerator, maybe there’s some mineral water there?!
Presenter : So that you don’t have to suffer in the morning, here’s a small gift for you (he gives the birthday girl a bottle of mineral water decorated with a festive bow).
Three sisters (sketch)
A new creation for a family evening is a sketch about three sisters. It is all written in verse. It's no secret that sisters love to discuss and judge others without understanding the situation. This sketch is dedicated to this topic. The elder gave them good advice. But what lessons did they learn...
Characters: Leader 1st sister 2nd sister 3rd sister Elder
Act 1 Three sisters are sitting at the table, drinking tea, the leader is a little to the side and in front
Presenter: Three sisters under the window gathered one evening to drink tea and cake and discuss the meeting. Ah, spiritual conversation is the most interesting! And now, for edification, We will listen to him.
1st sister: Well, sisters, how was the meeting? Did you receive edification?
2nd sister: There are many interesting thoughts, But they have long been known.
3rd sister: I remember, but somehow vaguely. Noteworthy points.
1st sister: The brother who read them, I don’t understand, did he hiccup? I mixed up three words three times and took a minute too long!
2nd sister: And the sister with two children, Why did they just come to the beginning? Those sitting in front of me - The whole meeting was noisy. Apparently, he regrets the rods, he doesn’t know how to educate them!
3rd sister: And here are these, and here are these, Young brother and sister After every meeting, He takes her home. Then they have a presentation, Then the two of them are in service, Together there, and together here... There is something between them!
1st sister: What’s going on in the congregation!
2nd sister: So it won’t be long to give up!
3rd sister: Sisters, sisters, what should we do?
1st sister: We urgently need to take action!
2nd sister: We will go to the elder
3rd sister: And we’ll tell him everything!
2nd action During the leader’s words, the sisters get up from the table, approach the elder and explain the problem to him with gestures, all three at once.
Host: So they got ready to go and go to the elder to talk about problems and how to solve them. Brother listened to the sisters and said who is to blame. Do you want to know the answer? Listen to his advice.
Elder: I understand the concern, but I advise you to look at the problem from the other side.
addressing the first sister:
My brother used to be a stutterer and couldn’t put two words together, but now he’s not afraid, he’s always ready to speak.
addressing the second sister:
We need to remember that a sister raises two children alone, spends the whole week at work, but comes to the congregation.
addressing the third sister:
Do your brother and sister serve often? So this is wonderful. They are both pioneers and exemplary in the congregation. If suddenly they fall in love, Maybe the family will be there. But it may not be, so why judge in advance?
addressing three sisters at once
If only you carried out your studies with the same zeal, spoke more often at school, answered meetings and went to ministry with those whom you condemned - Your joy would grow through good deeds!
Act 3 Three sisters are sitting at the table, drinking tea, the presenter is a little to the side and in front
Presenter: Three sisters in the evening Drank tea and cake again, Again the topic of the meeting, Again - we listen with attention.
1st sister: Yes, it was awkward...
2nd sister: My brother was hit not in the eyebrow, but in the eye...
3rd sister: We discussed the whole meeting, but we have problems!
1st sister: Brother is trying, but I could upset him! However, I know what to do - Brother needs to be praised!
2nd sister: It’s hard for my sister alone - She needs my love. That's what, sisters, I'll say, I'll invite them to visit!
3rd sister: How could I allow the Pioneers to be condemned? After all, they spend all their days in service! This is how I will help them_ I will go into ministry. Tomorrow with her, and then with him. I will help you serve two.
during the leader's words, three sisters stand up and approach the leader
Presenter: The sisters learned a lesson, And the lesson served them well, So that it can help you too, I’ll ask the sisters a question. Come on, give us the answer. Did you apply the advice? How did it all work out for you? And what have you learned?
1st sister: We learned to be friends.
2nd sister: Love everyone in the congregation.
3rd Sister: Preach skillfully
Three sisters together, in unison: And don’t meddle in other people’s business!
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You need to agree in advance with a small man and “reward” him with obvious shortcomings: put on a big belly, attach a long nose, dress him in a baggy suit with short legs, or tights with elongated knees, etc.. This congratulation is more suitable for the birthday girl’s friends. Imagine that your friends “decided to order the ideal man on a Chinese website.”
Requisites:
- Large box (suitable for under the refrigerator).
- Brown correctors, like for makeup.
- A living rose without thorns.
- Nude tights.
- Small inflated balloons.
- Guitar
Congratulations script
1 friend : Our dear (name)! We thought for a long time what to give you. It turns out that you can buy anything on Chinese websites! There we found the ideal man: sizzlingly handsome, strong, romantic, wealthy! With him you will be like behind a stone wall!
(Doorbell)
Friend 2 : And here your gift has arrived. Now close your eyes and don’t open them until we tell you.
(The box must have no bottom so that the man in it can enter the room on his own).
Girlfriend 3 : Open your eyes. And one, two, three...
(The box is removed and an ordinary man with a naked, plump torso appears in front of everyone. The girlfriends look at him in surprise).
1 friend : Well, the Chinese, well, they are swindlers!
2 friend : Stop panicking! They say that you can make a Macho out of any man. Now we will check it!
(The performance begins. While one of the friends is performing, others comment on her actions).
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Don't have abs? No problem! Shall we draw? Yes Yes Yes! (Draws abs with proofreaders).
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The fact that the muscles are small doesn’t bother us at all, we’ll pump up our biceps one-two-three Together, girls, let’s pump them up! (Men put tights on their arms and imitate muscles with balls).
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Our hero is almost ready. But something is missing. It would seem, what a banality, Give a man a flower in his teeth, And look how sexuality splashes! (They give a rose to the teeth).
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And let’s add the final touch, He will drive you crazy, Just like any woman, When he sings a serenade!
(The man is given a guitar, maybe a fake one. The main thing is that after this the man approaches the birthday girl and performs a previously prepared song for her. But before that, he gives her a flower that he had previously held in his teeth!)
Cool congratulations from the Italian ambassador
You will need 2 participants who will play the ambassador and translator. Props needed: an Italian costume and gifts - soap, a pack of spaghetti and onions.
Ambassador : C'mon Ospiians!
Translator : Hello, dear guests!
Ambassador : Sono returned solarae Italy.
Translator : I came from sunny Italy.
Ambassador : Congratulations to Conchita (name of the birthday girl) on her birthday.
Translator : Congratulate the charming birthday girl on her birthday.
Ambassador : Fenya Italiano congratulations.
Translator : Please accept sincere congratulations from all the Italian people.
Ambassador : Just be tight.
Translator : May you have plenty of everything.
Ambassador : Ondavanto is completely unwelcome to you.
Translator : I also want to give you gifts.
Ambassador : Chito face was not dirty - hand over cum fragrant saprone.
Translator : To make you always beautiful, take fragrant soap as a gift.
Ambassador : Macaron bought cheap so-and-so
Translator : But the most important thing is our branded expensive pasta.
Ambassador : It stinks like a skunk rather.
Translator : To make the pasta even tastier, add our special onions.
Ambassador : Conchita delavita. The little glass can't be filled.
Translator : I would gladly drink to the beautiful birthday girl.
(The ambassador and translator are invited to the table!)
Funny scene - congratulations from aliens
Two of the guests are dressed as aliens and perform a remake song to the tune of “Grass near the House.” Costumes can be made from foil or silver-colored fabric. To make the performance funny, it is necessary to change the voices of the participants using helium.
Verse
We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy We rushed to say a few words. From all non-humans, from all non-humans We would like to wish you great happiness.
And no matter how hard we tried, and no matter how hard we tried, But we still couldn’t help but fall in love! And even though they are alien, and even though they are alien, But still, accept admiration!
Chorus
You are so beautiful, like a Martian! Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth! And even all the galaxies of the Universe cannot compare with your beauty.
Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to. But we still have to fly away. We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all! We must give a gift to the birthday girl.
Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret, the Gift so as not to forget us. Having cast aside all doubts, casting aside all doubts, you were able to make a wish.
(After this, the aliens give the birthday girl a big star and take a photo as a souvenir).
