Wedding ditties from guests
A lot of funny ditties have been written for the bride and groom, which very aptly notice everyday and everyday difficulties, disagreements in family life, which invariably arise on the path of every married couple.
We are a young family celebrating the birth. And we’ll sing ditties to everyone’s surprise. Whoever has a hut, Mine is lopsided. Who has a wedding, but ours is a big one! How beautiful both our bride and groom are. I will gather all my strength and drink two liters for them. May every day with your spouse be the happiest of days! May you fall in love with each other more and more every hour! Our groom is not just a macho man! Subtle mind, stern look. Just a prince, no other way! That's what everyone talks about him! The swan bride has a golden character! But now she won’t have any freedom! I would like to give a couple of pieces of advice to the groom, so that my loved one can live with his fiancée for up to a hundred years without Viagra!
Congratulating the newlyweds is a responsible matter; it takes more than one day to find beautiful words that sink into the soul. But you can go the other way and use these funny ditties about the wedding, which will definitely amuse the newlyweds with their guests and will be remembered by everyone for a long time.
We’ll congratulate you on your wedding, we’ll pour you a glass, we’ll cheerfully insert a couple of toasts, and we’ll sing ditties! I'm sure: the name of the groom is the name of the bride
He will carry it in his arms. Don't forget to invite us to the Golden wedding! I don’t know what to wish for, I’m still afraid of not pleasing, I wish to give you five sons and daughters! I see that I want to kiss the bride and groom, Stop drinking, let’s together Let’s shout “Bitterly” to them!
How to choose the right funny wedding ditties
It is difficult to remain indifferent to such folk art as ditties.
They are loved by both adults and children. Chatushki is one of the genres of folklore that has existed since the times of Ancient Rus'. People very often had fun and came up with funny quatrains. By superimposing a simple motif on them, the result was a ditty. What is surprising is that this genre lives on to this day, delighting all people. It is especially loved by adults and villagers, since this method of congratulations at a wedding is closest to them.
Wedding ditties from a friend or girlfriend
Not only older people have a desire to cheerfully sing quatrains, but also young people, overwhelmed by the general joy and in a frenzy, abandon the rhythms of modern music in order to show themselves in all their glory and show off their wit. After all, each ditty carries humorous notes and a playful form. But at the same time, there is some truth in every joke.
I want to congratulate the young people and pat them on the shoulder. We will bring you gifts, Just like Yakubovich. The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say they have never seen a more beautiful couple! Don’t rush, girlfriend, to get married, walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on the chicken. We wish you together a sea of happiness and love! Without hesitation, if necessary, call us for help! My fiancée and I are friends, I can’t count how many years. Promise the groom to protect the bride from adversity! I took care of the groom for a long time From bad things. Well, look, bride, so that my friend doesn’t lose weight. Don't give the groom water - This is out of place here. Otherwise he got drunk and slept through his bride. We finished our walk, we finished playing, Girls, we finished dancing! We are now left without our best friend! Today we will drink our friend away, We must get used to the fact, But, as before, we will stand up for each other like a mountain! Our snacks are good, that’s why we drink a lot. We are the groom's name
Now we’re getting married,
the bride’s name
in marriage. I asked my friend: At least let me touch my leg. And she: get married first, and then pester me! And now we shout: “Bitter!” And we’ll ask everyone to pour some! We sang a lot of ditties - We need to wet our throats!
They congratulate the newlyweds with funny and witty wedding ditties, playfully tease the mother-in-law and father-in-law, make the groom's parents blush, and “reveal” to the newlyweds all the “delights” of family life. In a word, without ditties, a wedding feast turns into a boring event with silent absorption of food and drinks!
Ditties about mother-in-law
Ditties about mother-in-law
I met my mother-in-law, Bread and salt on a towel, And she meets me, Only with a rolling pin in her hand.
They cook cabbage soup from cabbage, we gobble it up with sour cream, who came up with the idea of calling the mother-in-law the evil mother.
Open the doors wider, The mother-in-law is on the threshold, Knocks down everyone on the way, Whoever gets under their feet.
The chickens are clucking, there’s a noise, as much as two villages, and as soon as the mother-in-law opens her mouth, even go to bed without further ado.
Why is it warped? My mother-in-law has a snout these days. Our happiness is like a bone to her. Why the hell do we have such a guest.
All the trailers are green, All the mothers-in-law are angry... Or there are no brains in place, Or they are not good at sex...
I’m a wreck in Khrushchev, I’ll put my mother-in-law in. The people there live simple, they take in kind for their stay.
Geese were sitting by the pond. I want to get married, but I'm afraid. After all, a mother-in-law is not a mother, you can get a Tumak...
Thunder rumbles in the morning, This is nonsense. And if the mother-in-law splits up, it will be very difficult for everyone.
Mosquitoes bit me. And they squeak with joy. They are just like my mother-in-law. They love to do nasty things.
Ditties from competitions for a given line
Wedding ditties for father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law and father-in-law
Not a single wedding celebration is complete without such important people as father-in-law and mother-in-law, father-in-law and mother-in-law. Therefore, in Russian folklore there are many poems about these relatives of a young family.
Having missed a dozen toasts, Everyone will dance and sing! Well, the son-in-law will easily and simply call his mother-in-law mom! Today I became a mother-in-law - I gave my daughter away in marriage. And she gave her beloved ladle as a dowry. I have a good reason to sing ditties and dance. Congratulations, mother-in-law, you have a good son-in-law. Look at your mother-in-law, dear son-in-law, She can’t sit well anymore. Invite her to dance, Let's have fun. Oh, my mother-in-law's son-in-law is skinny, his pants are just falling off. Invite the boy, mother-in-law, for pancakes more often! Matchmakers, come on, hug, your joy is visible to everyone; Smile at the children and drink wine for them! Today I became a father-in-law, lucky bride. A lot of people wanted to be in her place. The father-in-law at the wedding is a general! He gave his daughter in marriage! He is sure: there will be happiness! The son-in-law loves the bride very much! Mother-in-law, drink some vodka, say a toast, maybe it will be easy for them to sail through life in the family boat. Today I became a father-in-law - My daughter got married, I’m glad: such a son-in-law is not out of place in our family!
Most of the funny ditties have been written about the bride and groom, as the main characters of the entire celebration, some of them aptly notice everyday difficulties, others - everyday disagreements that invariably arise in any couple, and others give comic advice. But the main thing is that they all give a good mood.
Cool congratulations on your silver wedding (25th wedding anniversary)
It’s a pretty big anniversary for you, twenty-five years together. So you are immune to quarrels and insults. You are a pro in family life, just a miracle master, You just started with chintz and reached silver. Congratulations on your anniversary, May love shine on you And lead you to the heights of happiness, To its golden mountains.
Well, have you opened a bank account? It's your anniversary today! The countdown has already begun for a long time. There is a reason to come together. They have already made some money, After all, twenty-five is not so little. You didn’t even feel blues, the family became stronger over the years. Well, what can we tell you? You yourself have enormous experience. All that remains is to wish. You are husband and wife, we will remind you. We wish not to forget this, And remember that the family is a unit. Love still passionately And so that the battery doesn’t run out. So that a gold account is opened, So that dividends increase. So that people come to the house. So that the great-great-great-grandchildren can be found. And so that they take care of each other, come on, you are not the bride and groom. You have gone through more than one “battle,” but still you are still together. We also wish you to always be whole and united. So that you can handle everything. Tender, swan-like love to you.
Congratulations, dear ones, on a quarter of a century of marriage. I must say that living happily and cheerfully for 25 years together and not drinking all of each other’s blood is an achievement! You are great fellows and I want to wish you more silver in your treasury and insane happiness for many years to come.
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If the couple is twenty-five, the wedding is celebrated again. Guests again, “Bitter!” again, and so much love and happiness! It’s already breathtaking, Mendelssohn is soothing to the ear, It’s as if our “young” are celebrating their wedding for the first time. Look how the groom became embarrassed and became quiet. And the bride calmed down and turned red like a bright rose. Dear “young people”! Always be the same as in that year, on that day and hour, When passion overtook you. Let the discreet light of love Be with you for many years, Like an unfading dawn. For love! For happiness! Bitterly!
A quarter of a century has flown by, Like one beautiful moment, So what if the kondratium hits And a slight phase shift. You have become one, like a mafia, a family. Keep up the good work! - I wish you today. May the silver wedding give you a new breath, may all your dreams come true, may all your wishes come true.
Happy wedding anniversary to you, You are a family of the highest class, You have lived for a quarter of a century, And you have lived to see silver! You live to be a hundred years old, Never knowing troubles, Cook borscht, don’t swear, And don’t doubt your love! You have as many grandchildren as possible, to stay healthy longer, to raise and adore, and to dance them at your wedding!
Happy anniversary to you guys, Quarter of a century, anniversary, There are still many bright and happy days ahead. I wish you, as before, to live in love and adoration and always give each other your tenderness and attention.
Let the silver wedding Give youth to the soul, May the fire play in the eyes and live with courage! So that both hopes and dreams come true, Every day more and more Money, laughter, warmth!
25, that's the date! Anniversary, so anniversary! May the family be rich. Many, many more days to come! Congratulations on your silver medal, you have been together for 25 years! We wish you the same amount more, Once or twice, or better yet, a century! Let love shine in your eyes, With respect and kindness, And inspire each other, With kind words and warmth!
Anniversary of an exemplary, positive and faithful family! Twenty-five already! Hooray! And it seemed like yesterday the Rings, the registry office, the veil and the dress... And today the guests - here: Twenty-five already! Hooray! Like the properties of wine: The older you are, the richer, And love is stronger, brighter! Twenty-five already! Hooray! Peace, happiness and goodness!
They put up with you for 25 years, they warmed you with love for 25 years, and I congratulate you on this date, I wish you to celebrate 50. I wish you a lot of attention, so that there is only understanding, kept, believed, loved, and kissed so that they don’t forget. In money, care, beauty, So that we live together in kindness, Don’t nag, don’t mope, So that we live to the fullest.
Ditties for the bride
This selection of ditties is quite suitable for the bride to perform. After all, sometimes the bride simply cannot express her criticism towards the groom’s parents. And with the help of ditties at a wedding there is an opportunity that simply cannot be missed. But guests are not forbidden to sing these simple couplets on behalf of the bride.
Oh, my mother-in-law, be kind to me. I'll call you Mom. Just don't touch us. I will respect my father-in-law, he will be my dad. If she offends us, our mother-in-law will judge us. Oh beautiful bride, how beautiful you are. Everything is so fine, everything is in place, And a wonderful soul. Why, mama, do you scold me, because I love a fine fellow? Remember, dear mother, how you loved your father. My grandmother taught me that for happiness there is a soul... If you love a boy - Life is good with him!
Most ditties have been written about the bride and groom, as the main characters of the entire wedding celebration, some of them aptly notice everyday difficulties, others - everyday disagreements that invariably arise in any couple, and still others give comic advice. But the main thing is that they all give a good mood.
Matchmaking ditties
Since childhood I wanted to get married
I just needed a reason
But today I made up my mind
I won't be single!
We ask the bride very much,
Don't drive the groom away
If you feel cramped at home,
Then get out of the house!
I'll tell you a secret:
That I fell in love - I have no strength!
I really want to get married
I can’t live without my sweetheart!
Matchmaking ditties always bring lightness and ease to others.
Bridesmaids meet matchmakers. The latter are tested by competitions. It turns out to be a very funny matchmaking.
Wedding ditties for the groom
With the help of ditties, a son-in-law can say a lot of interesting things to his father-in-law and mother-in-law. Such quatrains highlight the relationship between the groom and the bride's parents.
I'm my fiancée's mother. Oh, I'll be a good son-in-law. I will give her gifts, bake pies and knit. Our dear guests, stop shouting at us bitterly. There is no point in kissing, Give me a chance for the wedding night. I drank at the wedding, walked around, and amused everyone with the guests. And in the end I learned from them that I, after all, am a groom. Weddings are expensive these days, Money is only here and there, “Thank you!” to you parents! Our wedding is somewhere.
With the help of ditties, you can organize small scenes, for example, the groom is invited to cheerfully and enthusiastically sing ditties about the bride and her family. In this case, the witness can accompany him with the help of improvised means (spoons, lids, etc.). Such a number can be either an independent task for the groom or used as a penalty for failure to complete any test.
Ditties at a wedding from guests
No wedding is complete without ditties for guests. They give a special flavor, mood and lift each guest into an uncontrollable dance. Just imagine how your guests will dance and have fun to these words.
Give me a piece of herring, I'll wash it down with vodka. For a long time the whole district will remember your wedding. There are different types of books, thick and thin. We will also sing our sonorous songs at the wedding! Let's wait to sing songs, Let's wait and dance. Maybe it's time to raise a toast to the newlyweds. We were invited to a wedding, We bought a gift, For us, groom, quickly pour it, We will entertain the guests! I'm full, I'm drunk, and I'm already tired of sitting. Right now I’ll sing my ditty, And I’ll go to the hayloft. I made it to the finale And fell face first into the dessert, But I drank so much before the cake, That it’s not sweet to me, but... bitter!
Nowadays, modern weddings also cannot do without such an entertainment program. Wedding ditties are good not only because they lift the spirits of all the guests and the newlyweds, but ditties at a wedding can also be arranged in the form of a wedding competition with symbolic original or comic prizes.
It's easy to turn the performance of a ditty at a wedding into some kind of competitive re-enactment. To do this, you need to distribute the texts of the ditties to the guests in advance. Each performer must choose a suitable image for himself; it will look more spectacular if you prepare an appropriate costume for the image. After performing the ditty, play up its content - invite you to dance or fulfill the condition of the plot. Such a cheerful song gift to the newlyweds will undoubtedly decorate the wedding celebration and give it fun and good mood.
