Only the lazy didn’t joke about married life at a wedding. The Svadebka.ws portal invites you to congratulate the newlyweds in an original way. We have prepared wedding congratulations with humor that will not hurt the feelings of the newlyweds and will fill the hall with sincere laughter. To ensure everything goes smoothly, we advise you to select cool and funny congratulations on your wedding day in advance and learn them by heart. Agree, it’s always nice to say your wishes eye to eye, and not be constantly distracted by a “cheat sheet”.
Touching wedding congratulations
Like bunches of grapes, Two destinies are intertwined, Now you are a couple forever, Life gives you happiness!
Keep it carefully, Do not exchange it for pennies, So that two souls live in harmony and affection!
So that love protects your family from adversity, So that you say to each other, And after a hundred years - I LOVE!
She looked at him with bottomless eyes, And he could neither eat nor sleep, he wandered around like a shadow in circles. The friends are perplexed: “Dude, what are you doing?” But love just suddenly came, impulsively, easily. I walked around in excitement for many days, keeping a secret in my soul, Until one day I said: “Will you marry me?” He was anxiously waiting for her answer, but he just looked into her eyes. He saw a joyful light, and that means “Yes!” And today two rings connected life into one. We wish you to live happily and in love until old age. Like two playful doves, coo lovingly And only in the morning, at dawn, fall asleep in their arms. May the Lord give you children as a continuation of love: five nimble sons and three daughters. Let tenderness warm you all your life, just like now, May there be no happier family on earth than you.
Today is a big holiday - the birth of a new family. I would like to congratulate the newlyweds and wish them never to lose touch with each other. Life brings good luck and pain, fun and separation, happiness and bad weather, health and illness. So may you always stay together in every moment, both joyful and sad, supporting each other and helping to overcome any misfortune, or sharing a cheerful event. May no winds of life and envious glances break your love and hope, may your family be strong, lasting and happy.
He is strong, smart and honest, Brave as a knight, sweet with his family, Once upon a time he wandered around the world alone, looking around at the ladies.
She is a beautiful princess, sweet, kind to everyone around, carefully kept the key to her heart from evil, strangers, treacherous hands.
Fate, the mistress of other people's lives, is both fair and smart, crossed the paths of two and brought their gazes together,
Two hearts that were strangers suddenly trembled and the world froze. She always loved him, and he always loved her!
What a miracle it must be, 2 hearts beating as one, Same eyes, clasped hands, One soul, one love.
Let that moment freeze forever, Preserving the holy feeling, Fate was immensely generous, Having created such a miracle.
Good luck, happiness in your marriage, Warmth, care and love Until the sun goes out and all the lights go out!
Now there are two of you, two wings, And one Destiny for two, Fly up, loving, rejoicing, Dancing your waltz of love together.
Congratulations on your bright wedding, putting the ring on your finger.. You know that in the vast world the heavens have united you.
You found each other in the big world, Among the fragments of destinies and passions. Your love has united your hearts, so be happy together now!
Through a blizzard and a mad blizzard, And the waves of life, the whirlwind of life, Let souls touch each other - In such love it is not scary to grow old.
Take care of kindness and tenderness, Do not be afraid to open a storm of feelings within yourself. But most of all, keep love - That which is worth being together for!
We wish the newlyweds Love, warmth and kindness, May they have a lot of happiness and the same dreams for both, May they take care of each other and be together until the end, May they walk the same road, May their hearts beat in unison!
Young family, congratulations! And I will tell you simply, without pretentious phrases: Treasure each other, no matter what - After all, love is work, because love is not a movie! Help each other, protect each other from troubles - Let the light burn in your house of trust!
You have been looking for each other for eternity, and finally you have found. She's like an angel, simply flawless And she gives adrenaline in her blood.
Funny wedding day greetings with humor
If you don’t plan to shed tears at your wedding, then choose cool congratulations. And it is advisable to do this not on the day of the event. It would be cool if you prepared some thematic paraphernalia. For example, a rolling pin for “cure for being late from work” or an 18+ board game for the correct resolution of disputes. So, we offer the following options for cool, short and funny wedding greetings for newlyweds.
Wives, in fact, don’t need much. I won't say anything new here. Just a closet, or better yet a dressing room, with beautiful dresses and shoes, boxes with jewelry. So that the flowers in the vase do not have time to fade. For my husband to drive a Ferrari... well, okay, a Fiat will do. A lot of money won’t hurt either, so you don’t look at prices in stores. I also need an apartment, a dacha on the seashore. And, it is important that the husband is infinitely affectionate and accepts any ideas and ideas.
Well, there you go, my friend! I advise you to start creating conditions from the first days so that your wife remains nice and doesn’t just cut her brains off in the morning. Let your beloved always remain tender and playful. But remember! It’s dangerous to contradict her! So it’s better to do everything right at once. And then you will live long, peacefully and gloriously.
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Happiness. What does it need? Everyone seems to know. But I want to wish you again. Work - decent, excellent salary. So that after taxes are paid, financial “losses” will not be noticed. So that instead of the old dacha, they will soon go to a barbecue in their own villa. The nest eggs should be in packs of dollars and euros. And everyone must have a car with a leather interior.
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Let the house be cozy and warm, let carefree laughter sound and little feet stomp. Take care of each other. Have a romantic, tender and always hot night! Coffee in bed and flowers - daily! May your anniversaries be difficult to count! In the meantime, we are all very sad!
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We went to a wedding and thought about what to wish. Love? So you don't need it. After all, if it weren’t for her, we wouldn’t be standing here. Mutual understanding? Well, this can only be achieved over the years. Children? Um... here you are somehow on your own. We believe you can do it without any help. We wish you money! For an apartment, a dacha and diapers!
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Hip-hip to the young family! Now officially, based on your marriage certificate, you can lock yourself in a room and watch romance films at any volume. Now you don’t need to hide your nurse’s and plumber’s costume in the far corner, composing fairy tales to your parents about the upcoming masquerade. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
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Jokes aside, I advise you to write down my wishes point by point. After all, it is the true secret of family happiness!
- Resolve all disputes with humor.
- The husband will have to agree with everything, admit that his wife is right (within reason, but this is a secret).
- Think about gifts: trips to the islands, toys for adults, a hot air balloon ride. Choose with your soul!
- How should you greet your husband from work? Right! In negligee! And with a delicious dinner.
- Mother-in-law, do not spare praise for the bride.
- And you, mother-in-law, love and pamper your son-in-law, all the jokes are bad.
And, of course, I wish that even without wi-fi you will always be interested and not bored with each other!
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Well, what, groom? All the trawlers were left behind. I see you have been bewitched? Have you traded freedom for love? Welcome to the married people's club. Come on, it's not that scary here. The family will give wisdom and warmth. Spread your wings next to your beloved and fly with happiness in the skies to the envy of everyone!
Funny congratulations on your wedding day are always welcome. Cool wishes are especially useful at small celebrations where there is no toastmaster and the guests do not know each other.
Original wedding congratulations - video version!
Good afternoon dear friends! An original wedding congratulations always evoke emotions, right?
Today I continue the topic of wedding congratulations from friends, which I started in the article “An Unexpected Surprise for Newlyweds” and I want to offer you another option for consideration. If you have set yourself the task of preparing an original wedding greeting, then you can use it.
We will talk about a congratulatory video. In the article “Congratulations for the Bride and Groom,” I gave ideas for congratulating newlyweds from parents, and the options given in this article are perfect as a gift from friends.
Wedding decoration in blue
If blue is exactly what you were looking for for wedding decoration, try to stick to this color scheme in every detail. First of all, make sure that the tables are decorated with blue tablecloths, perhaps in combination with white ones. You can place blue candlesticks decorated with flowers on the table. Also, the color blue is associated with the sea, so your wedding decoration can be made in a marine theme.
Chair covers should be decorated in blue. The table setting should also contain this bright, fresh shade: plates and glasses with blue patterns, seating cards and simply decorations and accessories can contain blue shades. White vases can contain blue flowers, which will not only have an attractive appearance, but will also emit a wonderful aroma.
If your wedding ceremony is taking place in a church or cathedral, you can also create a blue design for the walkway you walk down to the altar. It looks very elegant and European.
Original wedding congratulations - video clip as a gift
Of course, this gift cannot be called too cheap, especially if you use the help of a professional videographer or even a creative agency that will develop a concept and script for your presentation and help in filming a wedding video greeting.
But, firstly, you can come up with an interesting idea yourself or use a ready-made one - for example, one of those that I have chosen for you (see below). In addition, probably among your friends and acquaintances there is someone knowledgeable in video shooting and editing, which means they can help you, if not for free, then not so expensive.
And secondly, there is a huge plus in such a gift - it doesn’t matter whether you use the help of professionals or prepare a congratulation on your own - anyway, I’m sure, the result will be an incredibly pleasant and unexpected surprise for the newlyweds!
Money as a gift is, of course, good. But even if you present them in an original way, in any case they will be spent on necessary practical things. But an individual congratulation prepared with love will remain in the family video archive forever. It's nice, isn't it?
In addition, there are many options for video congratulations. To be honest, after watching several dozen videos, I chose for you three of my favorites, each of which “hooked” me in its own way.
I present them to your attention.
Video “Love Story of Newlyweds” through the eyes of friends
I think the newlyweds will watch this video more than once - both themselves and among their friends who have prepared such a simple but touching surprise for them. Common memories bring us closer, and even more so such pleasant ones associated with one of the main events in life - a wedding.
Touching video as a wedding gift
In this video, I liked the successful combination of the original idea, script and implementation itself. As an option for a wedding surprise, someone might really like it. It turned out touching, in my opinion.
Cool video as a wedding gift - creative friends rock!
Here, the friends of the newlyweds did their best - they shot their own video for the famous song, and with the participation of the future bride and groom!
It turned out creative and interesting! I think everyone enjoyed the process, but the result was decent. I personally liked it. Funny, fun, unusual! I advise you to look .
And as a bonus, I would like to show you the reaction of the newlyweds and holiday guests to such a cool video clip, prepared especially for the wedding! Well, isn't photographing congratulations worth such emotions?
Here's an original wedding greeting you can prepare for the bride and groom. What do you think of the idea? Share in the comments!
If you would like to prepare something similar, but on your own, you can make a slide show for the newlyweds according to the principle shown in this article. There is also a video tutorial on how to make it yourself.
Congratulatory scene
Thanks to this option for congratulations, such as a sketch , you can not only please the heroes of the occasion, but also defuse the entire situation. Usually, during congratulations, there are situations when many guests are distracted by something, go out somewhere to do their own business, or make a call, and so on. And this method makes it possible to attract everyone with your performance.
- ATM
To pull off this event, you need to find a box from under the refrigerator. Color it to match a real ATM. A man with a microphone sits inside. You can come up with riddles to guess the PIN code.
- Humorous performance
Here you can take out a closet or something similar. Improvise a domestic quarrel between husband and wife. The final stage is reconciliation in the form of kisses and hugs.
- Fairy tale
The main feature is the selection of costumes, as well as the artistry of each of the participants in the congratulations. You can choose the story of Shrek and Fiona, Rapunzel and so on. You can proceed from the preferences and interests of the newlyweds.
- East
Here the sheikh and his wives are introduced. You can add the love story of the well-known TV series Hurrem and Suleiman. Take some love passage and improvise it, dressed in the clothes of that time. Thus showing what true love should be like until the grave.
Editor's choice: Wedding album design, design ideas with photos
There are many more options. Of course, it is better to carry out this event not alone, but to find accomplices. Depending on the theme or idea, the presentation can be made both at the end and at the beginning of the show. The main thing is to determine how relevant it will be.
Blue wedding flowers
Flowers are an important part of a bride's look, so take the time to choose the right bouquet. Blue flowers look very tender and romantic. Absolutely different flowers can be blue: roses, chrysanthemums, lilies. Even if you have not seen such shades in nature, in a flower salon, according to your order, any flowers will be dyed blue for you. It is best to combine flowers in a wedding bouquet with other tones: white or yellow.
