An anniversary is an important event in the life of each of us, so it is necessary that this holiday be remembered for a long time, both by the hero of the day and by all invited guests. Cool congratulations will help you cope with this task. Funny poetic congratulations and creative gifts will not only give warm memories, but also a good mood.
We have collected the best congratulations on the anniversary for a woman with the presentation of comic gifts, which can be used in full or taken as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.
Congratulations on your anniversary
Cool universal congratulations on the presentation of any gift
Let's blindfold the birthday girl and intrigue her 100 percent! What kind of gift is it that she has been waiting for for a long time?
Desired, new, delightful, and what it is is still a secret. Only to her, the captivating beauty, will We give what is not yet available.
Accept comic congratulations, And be happy on your birthday, How long we suffered in search of a Gift - it’s just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes quickly! Here's a surprise! He is yours! Hooray!
(This comic greeting is suitable for giving any cool gifts to a woman) ∗∗∗
Comic congratulations-gifts for an anniversary for a woman
Hello, dear friend! Happy Birthday to You! We will congratulate you in an unusual way, and we will give you gifts personally!
Here is a gift for the soul, Don’t rush to be surprised, Make up your delicate lips, Kisses will be to your heart’s content! (Lipstick) ∗∗∗ And this gift is important! Even if it's paper. He always helps out, He never fails! (Toilet paper roll) ∗∗∗
If a hole has appeared, Something has leaked somewhere, Then of course our gift for the girl will come in handy. (Threads and needles, can be in a set) ∗∗∗
If everything is bad in the mirror, the French say sternly: Just wash your hair, Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo) ∗∗∗
So that your feet don’t hurt, don’t get cold, don’t sweat, we give you slippers, will they fit your feet? (Slippers) ∗∗∗
You have a big sweet tooth, we know that for sure! We give you candy, from our big heart! (Candy) ∗∗∗
To keep the light on in the house, Our gift will come in handy, This is a light bulb for you, Our red maiden! (Light bulb) ∗∗∗
Don't be a loser, here, take a comb. Straighten the tufts in your mane, seduce the little man. ∗∗∗
Finally, we give you a pen to write down your paycheck! ∗∗∗
We are giving you a gift. It is, of course, from the heart, It is beautiful, useful, bright, Hurry to use it.
Remember your friends, of course, invite them to visit more often. Be a diligent housewife, treat your husband deliciously.
So that your eyes glow with happiness, Your lips are swollen with love, And the blush only from passion Burns on your cheeks!
(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be suitable as a gift accompanied by this poem) ∗∗∗
Such a box will be very useful, diamonds can be safely stored in it! (Casket) ∗∗∗
Here's another wonderful gift, homemade, exclusive! We present you with an openwork napkin now, let it please the eye in your bedroom! (Lacy napkin) ∗∗∗
Our family gives you a flower, so that each of its petals will forever delight your gaze and lift your spirits! (Flower in a pot) ∗∗∗
And finally, we will give (Name) the beauty something that she should like. These little things contain a lot of joy. If you’re not in the mood, eat a box of chocolates! (Box of candies)
Cheerful anniversary greetings from friends “How did we decide what to give!?”
(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)
First:
The grandmothers told us yesterday, as if they had heard, that it was your anniversary here, so we came quickly.
Second:
For a long time we couldn’t decide what to buy you as a gift. They wrote a long list, and then the two of us decided.
First:
You don't need a steamer, that's why it was crossed out. We put a cross on the diesel locomotive: It takes up a lot of space.
Second:
A tank won't fit into your garage, and a plane won't fit in there. The farm doesn't need a rocket, we didn't take it for that.
First:
The big Kamaz was rejected, We removed the tractor from the list, The submarine.... will pollute the lake, The helicopter, where will it land!?
Second:
You can give a car as a gift, but this is difficult to please. Giving a bicycle is no longer respectable, but a scooter is completely insulting.
First:
It turns out that transport is a complete bummer. Let's focus on something else. The robbers will take off the diamond necklace, the wallet with money in the market will be taken away,
Second:
They could have bought a bag for groceries, But they figured out the composition of the whole family in their minds, And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase, And such a bag is not at all for ladies.
First:
We have reached a dead end with this problem, Finding ourselves in a difficult dilemma: We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same, And the small gift does not fit the dream.
Second:
It suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need, You will cook dinner for everyone, Everyone will eat, and they will immediately praise you... In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (they give a rolling pin)
Cool congratulations to a woman on her birthday with the presentation of a gift
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right. You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows, you can pick berries, burp after being drunk, you can take a bath with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful there too, you can wash clothes in it, you can wash your butt, you can sow flour in it and hang it on bitch You can ride down the hill, it will always be useful to you, And when it happens (50.60...) we will come to you again, Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon, We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary, In general, you keep it , don’t break it, don’t crumple it, don’t leave it in the yard and put it back in its place, congratulations on the anniversary, we all want to drink now, some from the pile, some from what, and we’ll drink from it. (We give a basin)
Cool congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from a friend
In order not to split hairs for a long time, I decided to give the Root of a valuable drug For the soul and for health “Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”, always put horseradish on the table. To forget our problems, put horseradish in soup and porridge. If Mondrage torments you, spread horseradish on bread and rolls. And so that there are no problems, put everything to hell. It contains every vitamin that will add vigor and strength. To work until dawn, rub your head with horseradish. He is a balm from Bitner - And if they pester you, you can send everyone to hell! (Gives horseradish)
We give money for the anniversary
You can alternate between real money and money sold in kiosks.
We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice. Then we thought, wondered, chose a microwave oven... Then a food processor, so that the design would be excellent. And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes. We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open air, but she needs a lot of money. But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel. We don’t know what he sent here, we open the parcel in front of everyone. Oh, what a miracle this is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, may it please our hero of the day from evening until morning. You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul. And if you take a camera, you won’t find a better nature, against the backdrop of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning. Guests will come running to you - can’t we lie on it? What can I say, he’s beautiful! We give you this exclusive. Just pray that the moth doesn’t eat it, we’ll sprinkle it on quickly, Hero of the Day, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!
Congratulations to a woman on receiving gifts
It is better that all congratulators are men.
Congratulatory 1: What a wonderful anniversary, How many guests have come, You conquer with a smile, Like the sun shining. So that you are beautiful, So that you live in joy, So that you don’t know grief and troubles, And wash away all the bad things!
(Hands a washcloth)
Congratulatory 2: May your life be brilliant, May you live in abundance, May your dreams always come true, May all bad things be forgotten. So that miracles happen, I have prepared a gift!
(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)
Congratulatory 3: Brightness to you, success, I wish you valuable fur, a beautiful woman, and sometimes dangerous. Decorate your life, That's what I give you!
(Hands over a set of watercolor paints)
Congratulatory 1: In general, we wished a lot, Let the road be smooth, And don’t be afraid of dirt, dust, We didn’t protect you from it!
(Hands over galoshes)
Congratulatory 2: Finally, I will say, Or rather, I will give, Something that will bring good luck, This was given to me as change!
(Hands over five kopecks)
Congratulatory person 3: He’s joking, of course, And from us, so honestly, please accept the gift, It will be delicious and sweet!
(Hands over a box of chocolates)
Funny congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the presentation of comic gifts
In this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years:
Congratulations:
You are tender and beautiful like a flower, so be always loved, you are fifty today, and everyone congratulates you! I have prepared gifts, Now I will give them to you, Oh, it’s getting hot in the hall, Well, I guess I’ll start. The first gift, the most necessary, Carry it with you always, It will help you get rid of stress, And blow away the bad forever!
(Hands over a toy fan)
So that I never forget, About my brightness, beauty, Your copy today, I want to give you!
(Hands over a Barbie doll)
Another wonderful friend, So that you bloom like a rose, So that you feel comfortable, I brought you a gift! You can store coins in it, Or it can just stand, I highly recommend, You can happily plant happiness in it!
(Hands over a flower pot)
And so that the pot is not empty, I know you can forget, I took care of it, and that’s what I want to give!
(Hands over a bag of seeds)
Well, finally, dear, I would like to wish you, So that you smile more often, You shine like a star! And so that you don’t forget, About my wish, I give you now as a keepsake, What is most important!
(Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”)
Comic gift “Beads made from pasta”
We can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday, because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere.
But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts, It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you.
Although we cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday, but still with great effort we were able to buy something.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a Sea of happiness, health, love, And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders.
You keep it from moths and frost, You can greet the dawn and sunset in it, In times of hunger, boil it for yourself, And you don’t need to spend a lot of money.
If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles, And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.
Comic gift - Bottle with pacifier
(to pin the pacifier we put it on the pin)
Hello, our long-awaited day, We came here for a reason, The table is set, the glasses are poured, Maybe the October holiday?
Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year? Or did Mai come here? We celebrate our birthday... half a hundred and five
There is a newborn among us. We will all congratulate her. But, in theory, she’s not allowed to drink from a glass!
We will give this pacifier as a gift. Let her suck - it’s time, And it’s high time for us to drink to her health!
Let him grow and not get sick, Gather us once a year. If only she had health, And the rest will come!
Original congratulation - surprise for a woman “Fruit cocktail”
(For this unusual congratulation you need to: place the ingredients on a tray..., as well as a large glass into which we throw everything..., then when the champagne has been filled with a large ladle, it is handed out to the women in wine glasses)
Women themselves are like a basket of fruits. Take, for example, the beauty (Name) Lips - raspberry, like peach-lanita... Sweet, fresh, tender (Name)!
I’ll brag to you: (Name)’s breasts are like delicious ripe melons, Lady fingers... It’s a secret! A woman, in general, is a walking dessert!
The language of fruits is little known and sometimes they do not understand that, having tasted a delicious fruit, seduction will come.
Today we prepared a cocktail for (Name) to make (Name) more beautiful and as beautiful as a model!
They put a lot of fruits, so that after tasting this dessert, Our (Name) would shine and be the most beautiful of all!
Here's a piece of apple, here's a piece of pear There will be sexuality and coquetry if you eat these fruits!
Here is a sweet banana, ripe, groovy, if you want to be happy, take it with you.
Ripe, juicy orange - The first vitamin in fruit. To always be healthy, eat slices without shame.
May there be peace and harmony in the life of (Name) Ball. We put grapes in the cocktail! To make life more glamorous and beautiful, let's add Champagne to our fruits! (pouring a cocktail)
Comic congratulations with gifts for women from friends
We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes. To quickly clean your apartment, take advantage of this wonderful machine, our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use.
He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands and wave it in different directions.
Instantly the dirt from the entire apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice.
Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, There will be no place for dust to fly (they give a broom) ∗∗∗
Here is a device “Just in case”, It is the best assistant in life, With it even grief is not a problem. He will always help you.
And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It’s not difficult to use; we’ll include instructions (they give you an enema).
Use it every day and your migraine will go away, it will remove all the toxins from you and your body will look slim.
In general, we tell you, He is irreplaceable in life. For extensive sore throat, you can gargle
When renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes.
And then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced what kind of miracle we are giving you
And now you will boldly go through life together with her. ∗∗∗
As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow.
Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside.
Put it on quickly - Attract men to sex.
It’s not so difficult to warm up together, And it’s impossible to freeze, Wearing hot leggings, You’ll survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift). ∗∗∗
And the shoes from Versace Squeak the last - no less. You carry them all winter and you won’t get frostbite on your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers, felt boots)
You will emphasize your figure in them by bending your long leg. Klavka Slate herself would go crazy with envy.
In a headset with panties It will be hot as in the Sahara You carry gifts and bless your fate.
There will be a reason to drink. We will gather again. Women's happiness has no end. We wish you a happy birthday.
Cool congratulations from friends with gifts (treats)
If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor: Spread pate on the bread, there is nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).
If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals, throw in a sardine, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines).
If you need lunch, there are no problems here: your millet will be tasty if you have stewed meat. (they give stew).
Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf! Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)
If you invite pure cream to the society's dacha, don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (they give olives)
If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense! Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)
So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content, open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)
Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich: Put a cucumber on the bread, and from a jar a couple of sprats (they give a cucumber and sprats)
Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable by Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (meatballs are given as a gift)
If he grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give you this jar of peas, we’ll eat it in winter! (they give peas)
In addition to the treat, squash caviar! There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)
The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries, Decorates our picnic, fruits are given to you as a gift from the south at this moment (fruits are given)
If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is already howling, Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate its ardor! (they give porridge with meat)
It’s a useless thing if you take it alone, but it’s useful for soup, you need it in the house (they give you tomato paste)
Congratulations on gifts “Women's things”
He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (they give you a mirror)
Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed, hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! (they give hairpins)
Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (they give nail scissors)
You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)
Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)
Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their work is invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (give them wet wipes)
It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin... (they give a handkerchief)
Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetic sins (they give cotton swabs)
There's just so much missing in it: eye shadow, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there's also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)
It can be plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (headband)
Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with comic gifts
You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue your work! (give soap)
Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (give beer)
Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (give a banana)
While the boss “takes the shavings off” from us, calmly brew a mug of tea! (give a mug)
Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)
Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)
When you drink cranberry jelly, forget about the merry-go-round! Let the world, as they say, wait! And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)
Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (they give hand cream)
The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (give a candle)
To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (give a pen)
We'll have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)
And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)
Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)
And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)
You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give you a horseshoe)
You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane (they give you shampoo)
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (give coffee)
Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends
Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl. Although you are no longer 25, the years are passing, your mother is vigorous, We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday. A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.
If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out. MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP, so that you can wash your face, But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, in case you light a cigarette, maybe not. Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here. Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness. We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.
Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it, stretch it out until summer, now it's a treasure. Don't get fat, better feed your guests. Let your foolish friends eat, since they don’t feel sorry for their figure.
A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating. Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.” If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it. If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter. Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.
As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,
And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t. If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg. You need to wave the broom and collect the money in a pile.
That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.
Congratulations from pensioner friends with comic gifts
We congratulate you on your anniversary today and wish you good health! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll let you chew... (GARLIC)
We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your home! You tell me, you tell me, what do you need, what do you need? Tell me, and we’ll do it.. (CURLERS)
We wish you happiness in a big house, so that rubles jingle in your pocket! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll give it, take it... (A KOPEYK)
At work, so that (name) never swears, and keep her mouth shut! You tell me, you tell me, What do you need, what do you need? We will give it. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)
Well, if you want us to shut up, guess for yourself what we want! You pour it, you pour it, What we need, what we need - Well, we, well, we’ll shut up.
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Let's blindfold the birthday girl and intrigue her 100 percent! What kind of gift is it that she has been waiting for for a long time?
Desired, new, delightful, and what it is is still a secret. Only to her, the captivating beauty, will We give what is not yet available.
Accept comic congratulations, And be happy on your birthday, How long we suffered in search of a Gift - it’s just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes quickly! Here's a surprise! He is yours! Hooray!
(This comic greeting is suitable for giving any cool gifts to a woman)
Packing Tips
If our article has convinced you, and you are determined to buy a rolling pin as a gift, then we advise you to pack it properly; we offer several options:
- Creative. For your wife, make original packaging: buy a large gift box, fill it with bright shavings and hide your surprise among these shavings. Decorate the box on top with a large colorful bow of bright color;
- Bright and tasteful. If you want to pleasantly surprise your recipient, then we advise you to pack the rolling pin in the form of candy. To do this, use bright wrapping paper and two colored ribbons that match the color of the paper. A surprise in such creative packaging can be presented to a friend for a bachelorette party or as a fun wedding gift for the bride;
- Minimal design. If you don’t want to rack your brains over creative packaging, then just attach one or more colored bows to your present;
- Classic. If you choose an option for your aunt or mother, then it is best to go for a classic design. Buy a box of a suitable size (you can order it on the website with accessories for the holidays) and decorate it with a small but beautiful bow.
We hope we were able to convince you that a rolling pin is an ideal present for a woman. But don’t rush to run to the hero of the occasion, because you still need to buy a bouquet of her favorite flowers and prepare a congratulation for the gift.
It is better for you to come up with the necessary words yourself, because only they can reveal your sincere feelings and emotions, and only they will truly touch the heart of the recipient.
If you are not too confident in yourself, then write everything you would like to say on the card, and when presenting the gift, simply give the lady a few compliments and a laconic congratulation.
Comic happy birthday greetings with gifts to a woman
We are giving you a gift. It is, of course, from the heart, It is beautiful, useful, bright, Hurry to use it.
Remember your friends, of course, invite them to visit more often. Be a diligent housewife, treat your husband deliciously.
So that your eyes glow with happiness, Your lips are swollen with love, And the blush only from passion Burns on your cheeks!
(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)
Presentation options
It is necessary to turn your plans into reality in advance so that you can manage everything and not rush. Then the donor will definitely be able to present an unusual gift.
These ideas on how to present a gift in an original way are universal, so they are suitable for a birthday person of any age.
Quest with a map
As children, boys and girls love to imagine themselves as pirates setting off on a sea voyage to retrieve treasure. They built their route according to a treasure map that they drew themselves. This is what the quest will be based on. For this option, you will need to draw a map, cut it and put it in separate envelopes, which must be hidden in advance. So that the birthday boy can find them, various puzzles and riddles are prepared for him, by solving which he will be able to find all the puzzles of the full picture. Once all the details are found and the card is ready, the birthday person can find a gift. In this way you can give an original gift of a trip to hot countries.
Quest with a map
Box in a box
This option always holds intrigue and arouses great interest among the birthday boy. To do this, you will need to purchase several boxes of different sizes. It is advisable to select options of different colors. You need to put a gift in the smallest box, and then pack one into the other one by one. You can also put small gifts in each of them, for example, a greeting card, sweets, money, etc.
The main thing is to make sure that the birthday boy is not disappointed when he opens the last box. Therefore, the gift must be original and desirable.
Congratulations in the form of a theatrical performance
For a theatrical gift presentation, you will need to create a script , gather people, prepare costumes and gifts. For example, take the birthday person’s favorite literary work as a basis, act out a short excerpt, or become famous personalities. It all depends on the imagination, financial capabilities and desires of people. The hero of the occasion will like this production and will remember it for a long time.
Theatrical performance for the birthday boy
Luggage storage
This idea will make the birthday boy walk around the city to receive his present. The gift is hidden in a special storage room, and on the way home several photographs are taken of places that will lead the birthday person on the right path. The photographs can be placed in the morning near the hero of the occasion or presented throughout the day. At the same time, an accompanying letter is drawn up with congratulations and instructions for completing the quest. During the trip, the donor must send the birthday person several SMS messages, which will need to be combined into one coherent sentence. In this case, each SMS is assigned a number. For example, 7 – “in the afternoon”, 4 – “congratulations”, 5 – “on”, 3 – “birth”. As soon as the birthday person puts the words in the correct order, he will receive a code from the locker.
Quest “luggage storage”
Comic birthday greetings with gifts to a man
We have also prepared a universal comic greeting for a man:
Our beautiful birthday boy, dear birthday boy, We came to you with a gift, With a bag full, big.
What's there? You guessed it! You've been dreaming about this for a long time, and enjoy it today! You have become the owner...
(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)
Now don’t part with him, put him to bed with you, brag about your gift, and love your friends!
Gifts for a man
Perhaps most men are happy to respond to ideas with humor.
- Instead of a weeding hoe, you can give a male summer resident a sword that will “magically” help cut down the grass.
- We offer tarpaulin boots to a hunter, fisherman or just a nature lover. They can be called running boots, specifying that they will help him always and everywhere be on time.
- Buy an invisible hat. This is an ordinary riot policeman's cap with a hole for the eyes. If it appears to go unnoticed, you can use it.
- Give a man who is building a house or dreams of one a mailbox. Let your dream come true!
- Anyone who loves water adventures will love the drowning rescue ring. Especially if a man dreams of his own boat or rubber boat.
Comic happy birthday greetings with gifts in verse
Congratulations in verse with jokes and jokes on the ceremonial presentation of a gift are needed for all occasions, so we give you another interesting comic congratulation-wish:
The weather is beautiful outside, It’s your birthday, dear, We want to congratulate you so much, And give you a gift, lovingly.
We tried so hard to please you, We went around all the shops, We shed blood, sweat and tears (jokingly) But we bought a gift!
You tear off the packaging quickly, We can’t wait to find out After searching for quite a long time, Will there be a gift to your liking?
Gift with a joke for a woman
First, find out if you can joke with the woman you are going to give the item to with humor. A woman who appreciates such things will be happy on her birthday and will remember it without offense.
Women can be given:
- A tablecloth that, for fun, can be called a self-assembled tablecloth. Note in words what is given as a reward to the best housewife, so that she always has a table set for long-awaited guests.
- A small rug, which you called a flying carpet. In words, note what is given to an avid traveler.
- Those closest to you can allow you to hand over a jewelry box, and at the same time tell you that the box should be full of diamonds. And since they themselves cannot yet find the diamond that was created just for her, they only give her a box.
Comic birthday greetings with gifts to a friend
Hello, dear friend! Happy Birthday to You! We will congratulate you in an unusual way, and we will give you gifts personally!
1.) Here is a gift for the soul, Don’t rush to be surprised, Make up your delicate lips, Kisses will be to your heart’s content! (Pomade)
2.) And this gift is important! Even if it's paper. He always helps out, He never fails! (Toilet paper roll)
3.) If a hole appears, Something, somewhere is leaky, Then of course our gift for the girl will come in handy. (Threads and needles, available as a set)
4.) If everything is bad in the mirror, the French say sternly: Just wash your hair, Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
5.) So that your feet don’t hurt, don’t get cold, don’t sweat, we give you slippers, will they fit your feet? (Slippers)
6.) You have a big sweet tooth, we know that for sure! We give you candy, from our big heart! (Candies)
7.) To keep the lights on in the house, Our gift will come in handy, This is a light bulb for you, Our red maiden! (Bulb)
8.) Don’t walk around with a skinny hair. Here, take a comb. Straighten the tufts in your mane, seduce the little man.
9.) Finally, we give you a pen to write down your pay!
Not a joke congratulation in prose (in your own words) to a woman on her birthday or anniversary with the presentation of any gift
Dear ____________ Happy birthday to you! I wish you, most importantly, health, more strength, patience, understanding in the family, so that your children do not upset you, and your grandchildren make you happy more often, and so that the crisis passes you by! And as a gift to you this ___________ to simplify your everyday worries and save time for your loved one!
JAM AS A GIFT
We are not empty-handed, we came with gifts, They brought you sweet jam, It is not simple, it has magical properties, And in different situations it helps to be on top!
This bowl contains not just plum jam , it is a potion for the mood. If you're feeling sad or have an autumn spleen, spread some jam on your pancake! The smile will spread from ear to ear, and the feeling of happiness will certainly return!
Drink currant jam Even if I made some mistakes in my work, believe us, dear, everything will be fine! The boss will understand and forgive you and even order a salary increase!
The next one is apricot - but not simple, This is truth serum - that’s why it’s expensive! Welcome your husband home from work with this jam. Spread it generously on a bun or put it straight into tea. Hubby will tell you everything right away. And even where he hides his stash, he will certainly show you!
At first glance, it looks like jam made from peaches . But this is the elixir of youth and inspiration! Eat a spoon in the morning with tea and conquer men with your beauty! The wrinkles will disappear, the eyes will shine, you will understand, it’s time to go to Miss World!
Cherry jam – develops the brain Wasserman himself uses it. Spoon at night - in the morning - Megamind! Brilliant from toes to toes. Go quickly to your boss with innovations, your company will be ahead of everyone!
Strawberry jam is very erotic. Having it in the refrigerator is very practical. Lie down on the sofa while waiting for your husband, spread some jam on your belly. Your loved one will lick you to the tips of your nails and you will have a great night!
The last jar on your name day,
The jam is not magical - it is made from raspberries
If you have a cold, eat it yourself and give it to your children. Let them eat it with a spoon, put it in tea. Even though the jam isn’t magical, it will help cure illness and help lift your loved ones back to their feet!
We congratulate you on your birthday once again! We wish you health, beauty and good luck! Always be first, always be on top. Let our jam help you!
A comic congratulation to a man: “And we, and we, have a gift for you!”
Hello, well done man! We've come for the name day! Yes, with not empty hands, but funny gifts!
1.) If you’re lying with a girl, You’re trembling with desire... You’re a friend, don’t yawn, Put it on, don’t forget!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Condoms as a gift)
2.) In the morning you get up from the sofa, And run to the bath, To shave your beard, There is no foam again, fuck!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)
3.) So I shaved, combed my hair and looked at the shirt, that’s it! Well, where's the tie? Well, where did I put him?
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)
4.) Dressed up for work, It’s time to have breakfast, Drink coffee, where’s the cup? Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)
5.) You run to work, You’re late, you’re trembling... Rise before the sun, Start it up, don’t forget!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)
6.) You came to work - there are a lot of documents! There is no pen, as luck would have it, Well, it’s a sad case!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)
7.) You were tired at work, you walked to the car, Oh, how the snow covered the windshield!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)
8.) You were tired at work, But you walked home, You took off your shoes, there’s a hole in your sock, Don’t be sad, it’s not a problem!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Socks as a gift)
9.) And so that your wife is waiting at home, dying of desire, we give you something... Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)
10.) In order to calculate the bonus, without straining your brains, we give you a calculator, you really need an account of money!
All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)
Finally, we wish that all your dreams come true, And that the gifts come in handy, And that they come at the right time!
All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!
