Quotes about wedding. Wedding quotes and statuses (comic).


Quotes about wedding

A wedding is one of the most important events in the life of every person, because on this day a new family is created. The importance and seriousness of marriage can be evidenced by the huge number of statements about marriage or marriage, the authorship of which belongs to the best minds of humanity. At the same time, quotes about weddings themselves, as a rule, are not serious. But these cool phrases can emphasize the festivity and ease of a wedding event. We have selected the most interesting and funny quotes about weddings especially for you.

Wedding quotes are beautiful

At other people's weddings you remember yourself.

In the life of every girl there should be not only a little black dress, but also a big white one.

It so happens that weddings leave no one indifferent - everyone is affected by their charm.

You won’t surprise anyone with a gorgeous wedding now, you will surprise them with a long and strong marriage.

When a loving man and woman unite, their strength and beauty double, and when they separate, they half die.

He who does not take risks not only does not drink champagne, but also does not march to the Mendelssohn march.

Even superheroes get excited on their wedding day.

Borrow and get married, if you repay the debt, your wife will stay.

All women want to get married, and everyone is ready to believe in love for the sake of one day in a white dress.

I will marry her because I love her and she loves me. This coincidence should not be missed.

Some have already had a wedding (maybe even more than one), but others have not; some prefer lush and noisy fun, while others prefer a quiet festive dinner with loved ones; some prefer to register their marriage outside, and some go to the nearest district registry office. Everyone has different tastes, different weddings, and of course, different wedding quotes that they love.

Cool statuses about the wedding

And it seems like I’m still studying at school... And today I was walking and saw a small child with his mother. I wanted my own so much! And then a column of cars drove by. With flags and ribbons. The bride is so beautiful. I wish I had a white dress too... a wedding! I'm a fool, aren't I?!!

You are always alone, on your own! That's why I won't leave you!

“And do you really think that you said all sorts of things to me and I’ll leave?” I'm daydreaming! I will also dance at your wedding... in a white dress... of the bride!

Only at a student wedding the bride doesn’t drink unless she chips in!

Best Status: A man ages 5 years in one day... one day after his wedding.

... Well, we meet, we meet. What next? – A wedding, my own apartment, children and... a happy old age.

– To be a witness at your wedding? Ty, maybe it’s better to be a bride after all?

VKontakte in the toy decided to get married to a friend. She calls me, and my mother took the phone. He says, I’m swimming, what should I say? And this idiot blurted out: “tell her that we have a wedding at one o’clock in the afternoon, so that she doesn’t forget!” Mom almost lost consciousness...

- Phew, yesterday was the best day! - Is it really a wedding??? - No, I left the guy!

A wedding is good, a wedding bouquet is even better

-Well, how long will we meet? -Yes, at least before the wedding...

and my friend met a boy on the Internet and they are getting married soon!!! love can be found everywhere)

Didn't buy a condom - bang bang and you're married

A wedding is not a reason to worry, it is a great reason to gather all those people who are dear to you!

Friendly kiss, friendly sex... What do you think of next? Friendly wedding and friendly child?

I understand that life was good when a year ago you could tell me - where are you going? Whores? Go, I don’t give a fuck, and today you nervously smoked when your best friend told you that today is my wedding!!!

Is a honeymoon a fly in the ointment?

Page 14 in your passport was reserved by me a long time ago.

- When is your wedding? - 21st of June. – When is the shortest night of the year? - Yes. - Coward.

conversation between two girls. -I have a wedding tomorrow, will you go? -I don’t know, what about you?

Tomorrow is the wedding...my wedding...my girl, now we will be TOGETHER FOREVER...I love you madly...

Sex only after marriage” sounds like “Link is available only to registered users.”

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