Texts of comic certificates for corporate events

Comic certificate for a male colleague

Today I re-read an article I wrote in a past life, that is, 4 years ago (link is below).
And there’s a debt hanging over me, which I’m partially fulfilling now - I’m publishing a comic certificate to a male colleague.

I vaguely remember that I definitely had some interesting sketches back then, otherwise I wouldn’t have made such promises. But she no longer looked for drafts, so that this idea would not be put off for another 4 years, and composed a new version on the fly.

For you, this is, first of all, an impetus to generate your own, individual version.

And mine can be used either in whole or in part (as they say, underline what is necessary).

You can also translate the text onto paper, or you can voice it out in a funny monologue.

Comic certificate for a male colleague

This certificate gives the right on this day

(specify which one):

Come to work later
Leave work early

At work:

Sit on someone else's chair
Putting your feet on someone else's table
Look into someone else's phone
Work/play on someone else’s computer (it’s more interesting than on your own)
Take scissors, stapler, sandwich, candy without asking. As well as other stationery and culinary goodies
Go into any office with nothing to do and talk about nothing for an hour - even about what we definitely don’t want to hear about. But on this day - let's listen!

Also the certificate dates right

half an hour without a twinge of conscience and in complete isolation from reality, brag about your real and imaginary successes with fish, women, management and subscribers of social networks - all fifteen and a half subscribers (half is you yourself from your second account).

Although no, we won’t last half an hour - sorry, Friend! 10 minutes.

And - tadam - the coolest bonus

(cherry on the cake):

My colleagues and I reread all this and decided to give you one more right, the most important thing:

- DO NOT come to work on this day.

Don’t come straight from the word “at all.”

Well, why do you need to come here? You can put your feet on the table even at home.

And it’s definitely better to tell the fish about your successes - they certainly won’t comment, unlike us.

But if there are no fish at home, and you don’t want to go to the city aquarium, fine,

Gift certificate ideas for newlyweds

There are a huge number of ideas for comic IDs. But how do you choose the most extravagant gift of all? You need to take into account what interests or worries the young couple. Do they need housing or are they paying off a loan? Are you collecting money for a new car or want to go on a honeymoon? Based on their immediate needs, compose an appropriate certificate and package it beautifully as shown in the video:

Give the newlyweds a funny tax exemption certificate for their wedding. Do taxes take away a significant portion of wages? Please the young people that from now on they are relieved of this responsibility. Or present a document for the right to own a lunar plot, and in addition provide a visa under which they have the right to visit the Moon at any convenient time.

Writing humorous texts

If you want the newlyweds at the wedding to remember you from the best side, compose a document about a happy marriage, which will be presented during the feast. You need to give a comic ID with an original congratulation that will make everyone smile. As an example, we would like to offer you several options for humorous texts. So the certificate could be:

To fulfill a wish. From the moment of delivery, the donor undertakes to fulfill one wish of the newlyweds. Restriction: Criminal Code of the Russian Federation.
In the form of an exclusive photo with the bride and groom.
Giving the right to come to the newlyweds at any time of the day to drink tea with delicious treats.
Guaranteeing free delivery of the newlyweds home after the banquet at the expense of the witness.
Forgiveness to those in common. The document guarantees the owner absolute forgiveness at any time for an act of any gravity and relieves all responsibility for the act. The “sin” is forever forgotten and never remembered.
Offering dedication. The donor undertakes to give himself to the newlyweds on any day for autonomous use as a maintenance worker.

Gift certificates and predictions for corporate events

Entertainment that does not require much trouble from the presenter, but the effect from them is always explosive.

GIFT CERTIFICATES

For any activity at a corporate event, employees can be awarded these cool certificates! Laughter in the hall is guaranteed! Gift certificates for corporate events are an excellent replacement for prizes and souvenirs. 1. Gift certificate for the right to be the first to receive an invitation to a corporate event next year 2. Gift certificate for the right to post a photo with the chief accountant on your Instagram 3. Gift certificate for the right to not pick up the phone once when the chief calls 4. Gift certificate for the right spend the night in the office if your wife won't let you home today 5. Gift certificate for the right to leave the corporate party later than everyone else 6. Gift certificate for the right to share a seat at the table with the CEO 7. Gift certificate for the right to be happy when you are given a gift certificate 8. Gift certificate certificate for the right to receive another gift certificate 9. Gift certificate for the right to approach the DJ once with the phrase “play something normal” 10. Gift certificate for the right to choose who will receive the next gift certificate

How to make a certificate yourself?

Receiving a certificate made by yourself is doubly pleasant. After all, the newlyweds not only took care in advance to prepare it for the wedding, but put a piece of their soul into it, and also spent time and effort. Cool wedding certificates can be made using different techniques, and we suggest using the now fashionable scrapbooking technique.

The technique is called by an English word which consists of two parts meaning cut and book. It is used in the design of collages, photo albums, books, etc. It will not be difficult to master the technique, and the result will be individual, beautiful certificates.

What will you need to make the template?

When performing scrapbooking, special decorative paper with embossing is used. It can be purchased in specialized departments of stationery stores or in online stores. If you can't find special paper, purchase beautiful paper from the assortment available in the store.

For one certificate you will need:

Sheet A 4 thick double-sided colored paper with patterns and embossing. For example, a shade of milk chocolate.
Sheet A 4 smooth light paper. We suggest choosing a shade of vanilla.
The handle is black.
High quality PVA glue.
Curly scissors.
Decorative hole punch.
20 cm of beautiful openwork ribbon, 1.5-2 cm wide.

If you have a stylistic wedding, then choose paper shades from the colors used in decorating the event. When you did not set one color scheme when making wedding invitations, bonbonnieres and other decor, then choose shades to suit your taste.

Step by step plan

The scrapbooking technique involves curly edges of sheets. They are obtained by cutting the edges of the sheet with curly scissors. Using a decorative hole punch, holes are made in the form of patterns, flowers, hearts, butterflies, etc.

Without such devices, make yourself a figured pattern. You can put it on sheets of paper and outline it with a pencil, and then cut it out with ordinary scissors. Make a pattern from cardboard or thick paper. Draw a curly edge that will look beautiful and be easy to cut.

This is interesting: Design technique for wedding decoupage

Let's start producing the certificate:

We cut a light sheet of paper on all sides by 2 cm, and then make the edges curly.
Glue a light sheet of paper onto a dark one, leaving a strip of the same width on all sides. The effect of a beautiful frame is obtained.
We write the prepared certificate text on a light sheet of paper.
Roll the package into a tube.
We tie it with a ribbon and tie a bow.

The text of the certificates can be typed on a computer, choosing beautiful fonts and printed on a color printer. In this case, we cut off the sheets with already printed text.

Of bread.

Delicious thanks to the staff

Business breakfast with Gingerbread
Gingerbread cookies (thanks, Cap!) are usually branded, with a logo, although the most ordinary ones, mint and with jam, are also suitable.
1/2/3, etc. kilo of fruit - apples/bananas/oranges/grapes/strawberries, depending on the season and budget :). Important! Delivered to your workplace. You can put it in a basket with a bow :).
Beer - a can, two or a box for a fun company, as you wish

Pizza/sushi - or anything else that is easily delivered to the office and consumed at the workplace
Candy - a bag. Or a bucket. Or a basket. In general, it’s clearly not just a banal box
Ice cream
Vitamins
Valerian, Novopassit and other remedies for nerves (cognac is also possible :))

Doesn't the Shop lead to the exchange of gingerbread between employees?
For some of our clients, the Gingerbread Shop was connected later than the opportunity to thank a colleague with gingerbread. And the inclusion of the Shop did not lead to a significant increase in the distribution of gingerbread among employees - they remained primarily a tool for public gratitude. Well, if there is still a fear that employees will exchange their gingerbreads in order to earn money for a gift, you can always set a technical restriction that no more than 1, 2, 3, etc. can be transferred in one thank you. gingerbread

Wedding certificates for guests

Funny wedding certificates for invited friends and relatives can be presented at any appropriate moment of the celebration: for participation in competitions, as a companion to the main souvenir from the newlyweds, they can be played in forfeits or offered for a comic auction. An auction may not necessarily be for money – it’s somehow too bourgeois and completely lacking in imagination. Let the price for such a certificate be attractive and creative: for example, give the mother of the bride a dozen compliments, sing a song or recite poems on wedding and wedding themes, draw a picture, take part in a skit - there are actually a lot of options, suitable even for those who are not too active or shy guests.

Photos of wedding certificates for guests

The main thing is that ideas for wedding certificates should be polite, have good humor, and evoke only positive emotions. A cheerful wedding decree, for example, read out by the bride or groom, rather than a simple presentation of certificates - “here for you, and here for you”, will create a holistic and memorable moment of the wedding celebration. A decree at a wedding for guests should not be too long and should be easy to understand even in...

In a small company it will be very good if each guest is offered their own certificate , taking into account the individual characteristics of a particular person. For events with a large number of guests, reading out an endless series of certificates may seem too boring, and therefore you should limit yourself to only especially important friends and relatives close to the bride and groom, and come up with other entertainment for the rest of the guests.

Wedding certificates for guests must certainly be memorable and not boring - bright and stylish or, conversely, gentle and romantic

Despite the fact that you can find a great many templates for wedding certificates from newlyweds for guests on the Internet, it is better to approach the process creatively and come up with something of your own. Surely those invited to the wedding are people you know well, and this will help take into account their individualism, character traits, habits, hobbies and interests. As a last resort, you can use the idea and come up with your own certificate options - here are some interesting examples that you can use:

“Cinema Tourism” – a certificate for a family trip to the cinema;
“Dexterous and skillful” - a certificate for a master class suitable for the recipient;
"Mr./Mrs. Serious" - bookstore certificate;
“Miss/Mrs Charm” – certificate of a beauty salon or spa;
certificate for a souvenir from the newlyweds’ honeymoon, etc.

Photos of funny certificates for wedding guests
Of course, the text for a funny certificate should be kind and interesting, without offensive hints, sarcasm, or evil irony. Creating memorable wedding certificates for guests comes from the heart and soul, so you should sit down to compose texts and wishes only in a good mood.

For parents, witnesses and closest friends, the certificate can be framed - it looks solid and solemn, and it won’t get lost

Superpower

Magic wand - a certificate for the abolition of a punishment (if you have enough carrots, you can pay off a fine, a “Black Mark” or something else unpleasant)
Right to a day of work in the boss's office/boss's chair
A certificate for transferring any of your tasks to your boss (within reason - for example, writing a report :))
Lunch with the CEO (or dinner with his secretary :))
A day of work in any position
The right to choose tasks for the week
Priority right to internal resources (a lawyer must approve your contract out of turn, a designer must draw a layout according to your order out of turn, etc.)