If you ask the question on wedding forums whether it is possible to have a wedding on April 1, you will hear 100,500 arguments against it. And the main argument is that couples are simply afraid of being left in the cold.
But if you dig deeper and find out the history of April Fool's Day, you can learn many interesting things that are associated, first of all, with a good mood, positivity and laughter. Who wouldn’t want family life to be full of positive emotions, kindness, and fun?
So let’s boldly brush aside prejudices and begin preparations for the wedding on April 1st. And our ideas for April Fool's wedding pranks will help with this.
Removing rules and cliches
Wedding on April 1 - signs and folk wisdom suggest that the newlyweds will be able to share all adversity in half.
But the reviews of those couples who risked getting married on April Fool’s Day insist that the April Fool’s wedding brought them only positive emotions and fun.
And this, of course, was a holiday of madness, recklessness and practical jokes. Let's forget about pomp and circumstance.
Today is an occasion to organize real fun, where there is a place for clown costumes and witches' brooms.
And don’t be upset if prim ladies don’t understand this prank at a wedding. After all, today the main thing is that you personally like everything.
Just don't forget to warn your guests that your wedding will follow the traditions of April Fool's Day.
Carry out outdoor painting in the circus arena or in nature. Fortunately, there won’t be many people wanting to get married on April 1st.
Wedding dress code
We begin to break the stamps. We announce a comic dress code, for example, we ask guests to come to the party in masks or bright moccasins.
What other rules may relate to appearance?
Everything is fun and cool. You can prepare clown noses, funny caps or pelican beaks for all guests. Funny glasses, a Chaplin mustache and unusual hairstyles will also look cool.
Newlyweds also don’t have to stop at classic outfits.
A short skirt for the bride and pants for the groom, complete with striped socks, will cause a storm of emotions.
Photoshoot
Make the photographer’s task easier by agreeing to an outrageous shoot. Cool images will already be present, but the photo shoot will be even more interesting if it is done upside down or in an art style.
And, of course, you will need a dynamic script. Organize races across the fields in old cars or play football with the whole wedding team.
Make your guests have fun and don’t forget about funny wedding pranks.
They will be more relevant today than ever. Moreover, they will not cause offense or misunderstandings. Is it possible to be angry on April Fool's Day? Tell everyone that you love each other like fools and invite them to have some crazy fun about it.
Funny wedding anniversary greetings short
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Happy anniversary to your family! And we wish that you take care of your cell, that you warm each other with your warmth, and that we all gather at the table more often.
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The rustle of a dress in a gentle waltz, a waterfall of kisses, - Your wedding died down many years ago. We still remember this date. Happy Anniversary! Let love, like in those bright moments, excite your blood.
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Your family is a “ray in the dark kingdom”; the world has never seen a happier couple! On your wedding day I wish you a lot of wealth, so that you throw an excellent feast!
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Let love, like on a wedding day, instantly cover you with an avalanche, renewal of feelings and happiness. Happy anniversary.
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It’s not in vain that we have gathered here today. We wish you a happy anniversary. Let your life be in bright colors And let there be no hazing in the family!
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Congratulations on your wedding anniversary, we wish you to enjoy happiness, And in a huge and beautiful family, You will have grandchildren and great-grandchildren.
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Congratulations on your wedding anniversary and we wish you many more years to come! So that by your example, we can be inspired for a wedding!
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May your anniversary be bright, from your hot kisses. And in spite of adversity, the weather forecast will be stable!
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Today is your anniversary, so let your union grow stronger! And I found a reason, Perhaps today I’ll get drunk!
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We have gathered here today - Raise our glasses in your honor And wish you on your anniversary: Don’t lose love and happiness!
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Wedding anniversary is a holiday for two! Congratulations to my dear relatives! All our friends are fascinated by you! May the glorious family prosper!
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The anniversary arrived imperceptibly, Before you even had time to blink your eye. Let's remember how the wedding sang, To bring back the happy day for a moment!
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May life give you a lot of happiness, goodness, good luck, congratulations on your anniversary, love for many years to come.
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We hasten to congratulate you on your wedding anniversary. We wish you love, good luck, and happiness from the bottom of our hearts!
Very funny wedding pranks for bridesmaids
The bridesmaids wait with trepidation for the moment when the bride throws the wedding bouquet. After all, every girl dreams that her next wedding will be hers.
You can safely play a prank on your friends on April 1st. When they all gather before an important event, their attention will be focused on catching the bouquet. And here’s a surprise - the bride should throw not a bouquet, but a plush toy.
Believe me, the bridesmaids will rush to catch exactly what the bride threw. Only the result will be unexpected and will cause laughter from everyone present.
Don’t disappoint your girlfriends and repeat the ritual, but only with a real bouquet.
If you want to please and make all your girlfriends laugh, order a duplicate bouquet. In this case, the bride will not even have to part with her wedding bouquet.
The second option should be easy to disassemble, that is, it will be held together with one tape.
The newlywed needs to discreetly remove such a ribbon before throwing the bouquet.
The flowers scatter, and each girl has the opportunity to catch one flower.
For bridesmaids and groomsmen
At every wedding, unmarried girls catch the bride's wedding bouquet, and unmarried guys catch her garter. These ordinary moments can be made more fun and bright with the help of pranks.
Preparing to throw the bouquet, the bride quietly picks up any object, for example, a soft toy, a pillow, a rubber dummy of a kritsa, and throws it to her bridesmaids.
When the laughter subsides, you need to throw a real bouquet. By the way, in order to satisfy all the girls, you can make a bouquet so that it can be easily untied and divided into individual flowers.
You can play even more fun on the groom's friends. When the groom removes the garter from the bride's leg, he must quietly remove the women's panties of the maximum size from the sleeve.
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Naturally, the bride should be warned about this in advance; it will be better if she plays along with the groom.
Million dollar wedding raffle for the groom's friends
Why not let your friends earn extra money at your wedding? Prepare a cool competition with banknotes. To do this, you print fake dollars on a printer.
Only the image should be on this side. On the back you need to write cool tasks.
Ready-made bills are placed in plastic cups, which are displayed on the bench.
All the groom's friends are invited, to whom the host promises a reward in the form of a knocked down banknote. The guys are given pump-action shotguns, and a hunt for a million is announced.
The young people start shooting, and what a surprise it will be when, instead of the promised dollars, they get a piece of paper with forfeits.
It's time for the second half of the competition.
Each groom's friend must complete the task. Some will have to crow, and some will have to dance the lezginka. All guests will enjoy this prank.
Jokes about how women lead men to the question of marriage
Subtle hints from the bride
“When my fiancé announced that he was giving up our engagement,” the young girl tells her friend, “I took it with a smile and extended my hand to him.” It was then that he really regretted that he had insisted that I learn judo techniques. Next week, it seems, he will be discharged from the hospital...
- Well, how are things going with Vasya? - It’s normal: we only quarrel over trifles. I want to be at a wedding in a veil decorated with a steel chain, but he doesn’t want to... get married at all.
- Oh, how I don’t want to get married,
- What's your name?
- No, not yet
- Darling, why do you constantly call me not by my first name, but by my last name?
- I want the same one for myself.
If a woman loves you, be careful: the matter may end in a registry office.
Cool wedding pranks for guests
This joke is related to the cancellation of a wedding banquet. The guests all gather at the restaurant, but they are simply not allowed inside - the door is closed.
When all the guests have gathered and the wedding cortege arrives, the door swings open, but the administrator of the establishment comes out. This could be a toastmaster or a hired actor. He begins to apologize and explain to the wedding party that there will be no banquet.
There was force majeure in the restaurant, which happened just about twenty minutes ago. Alternatively, you can talk about a collapsed ceiling or broken pipes. Moreover, it will be more interesting if the speaker’s uniform is stained with whitewash or wet.
Even if they wanted to, the administration could not have warned all the guests, but they tried to prepare an alternative option for the banquet. The actor invites all guests to follow him. Depending on the place where the ceremony is held, it could be a park or even a neighboring yard, a gateway, or a lawn in the forest.
A “pseudo-banquet” has already been prepared here. Oilcloths are laid out on the benches and there are plates with cold cuts and disposable cups.
To make the draw more effective, the administrator invites guests to an impromptu table and begins handing out newspapers to everyone, which can be laid down so as not to get dirty.
The toastmaster can play along with him, encouraging the guests and insisting on starting the ceremony, since there are no other options.
When the shock on the faces of the invitees reaches its maximum, stop the development of the scandal and announce that it was a joke.
It is still worth warning the parents who were directly involved in preparing the ceremony about the prank, so as not to start a scandal or, worse, a heart attack.
Wedding raffle for the bride and groom
The most common prank at a wedding for the bride and groom is the sudden appearance of uninvited guests, when during the painting they ask if those present have any objections to this marriage.
This could be a young pregnant woman who will publicly announce that the father of her child is the groom.
Or a young man who, at a crucial moment, will declare that the bride has already promised him her hand and heart.
The shock from such situations will be genuine among guests and young people.
Jokes about weddings
Oh wedding! The happiest day for all newlyweds and their relatives! What doesn't happen at a wedding? For example: the girls got into trouble over the bride’s bouquet, relatives came to eat, and those who had already had too much alcohol either danced or fought too.
All in all, a fun event. But, as you know, what an event - such are the jokes! That is why we have prepared for you a hilarious selection of tales and anecdotes about the wedding. They will lift your mood to the skies!
At an Odessa wedding, the groom's mother asks the host to look after the boxes and envelopes on a special table for gifts: - You see, there are guests here whom the newlyweds do not really trust. They are still worried that valuable gifts and donated money may go missing. - Why did you invite such guests to the wedding then? - asks the presenter. - Oh, you see, how could we not invite them, after all, these are our closest relatives!
The bride was so ugly that she had to hire an experienced sales manager to buy her.
— Have you heard that because of the coronavirus, wedding ceremonies in registry offices have been banned? — Yes, now all efforts are being devoted to outdoor divorce ceremonies.
Grandfather and grandson attend a wedding at the registry office: - Grandfather, what does the groom sign? — The act of unconditional surrender, granddaughters.
Coronavirus in Odessa. - Monya, son, if you are going to get married, then now is the right time - we don’t have to invite anyone to your wedding!
Wedding. Guests introduce themselves: - Guy, are you from the bride's or the groom's side? - I'm a friend of the bride on the side!
Seeing the groom in the bride's wedding dress before the wedding is a bad omen. “Dad, I’m going to a wedding on Friday, give me some money.” — Is five thousand enough? - Well, what are you doing? Dress, veil...
- So, my daughter agreed to become your wife. Have you set a wedding day? “I leave it to the bride to decide.” — Will you have a wedding or will you have a wedding at home? “Her mother will decide that.” - Do you have anything to live on? “And I will leave this question entirely to you, sir.”
Toastmaster at a wedding: “I’ll give this bottle of wine to the one who makes the scariest face!” One, two, three, let's start! Stop! So, the bride wins! Bride: - I didn’t play. “Then we’ll give the gift to the groom, he’ll need it!”
- I'm going to a wedding on Saturday! If you knew how much I don't want to go. - Do not go. - It is forbidden. I am the groom!
- Vasek, you were going to marry Lenochka and, I heard, the wedding was canceled... What happened? — The unexpected happened. - What is it? - I changed my mind.
- I went to a wedding yesterday... - And how? - Fine. Here they gave me a ring.
- I won’t marry such a cheapskate like you! Take your ring! -Where is the box?
Wedding. The bride says to the groom: “I have a surprise for you!” - Which? - Small. Five years.
I love weddings! The bride pretends to be a virgin, the groom pretends to have found the one and only, and the parents on both sides pretend to like each other. Only some guests are sincere - they came to eat and eat!
Student wedding: - Why doesn’t the bride drink and eat? - But she didn’t chip in...
- Will you come to my wedding? - When? - On Friday. -Who will you marry? - On you. - Then I’ll come.
The little girl attended a wedding for the first time. After the official part, she asks her mother: “Mommy, why is the bride in all white?” — Baby, white color symbolizes happiness. The bride has the happiest day of her life today. - Why is the groom in black?
The groom calls his bride’s younger brother: “You’ll get a nickel if you bring me a lock of your sister’s hair.” “Give me a quarter and I’ll bring you the whole wig.”
— Igor, will you come to my wedding? - Certainly. - Great, the issue with the groom is resolved.
Today at the registry office: - Groom, do you agree to take this citizen as your wife? — Can you take off her mask even for a minute? — Not allowed, sanitary restrictions. “You have restrictions, but I have to live with her.”
- Mom, I want to marry Igor. - Well, I don’t know, son.
Armenian golden wedding. “Grandfather Ashot,” the grandchildren ask, “you lived with grandmother Anush for so many years.” Have you really not had a desire to part with her for so many years, to separate, for example? — Separate? Never! Kill - yes...
- How are things going with Jack, daughter? - We argue over trifles. - What kind? - I want to be at the wedding in a white dress, but he doesn’t want to get married at all...
— Is the suit not very good? - my mother-in-law told me on my wedding day. — Will it be better next time? - I answered!
- I invite you as a witness to my wedding! - But I’ve never been a witness... - You won’t believe it - I’ve never been a groom either.
- Yesterday I confessed to my bride all my sins! - So what? - It didn’t help, the wedding is in three weeks.
At the registry office: - Do you agree to take this woman as your wife? - No. - And this one?
- Why do you only go to funerals and never to weddings? “At funerals they don’t ask, “When are you coming?”
One friend says to another: “I won’t invite the friends I slept with to the wedding!” - So what, you won’t have any women at your wedding?!
There are two situations in which witnesses are always sought: 1) a crime; 2) marriage. Do I need to tell you anything else, my friend?...
— Young man, you have already used two tips. Everyone is tired, the hall is waiting for your decision, finally say: “Yes” or “No.” - Can I still call a friend? - Listen, young man, this is not “Millionaire”, this is the registry office!
At the wedding, she swore that only death could separate them, but it turned out that her mother-in-law was also capable of something.
The guy and the girl have been dating for a long time. He is trying to persuade the girl to marry him: “Well, haven’t you ever wanted a wedding?” White chic dress? Veil? - No. - And a bunch of gifts? Honeymoon? - No! — Honeymoon trip to some exotic islands? - No! - Big wedding cake? - Damn, you know what to catch! Make an offer!
- Daughter, why didn’t you invite us, your parents, to your wedding?! - And you didn’t invite me to yours either...
She: - Where will we live after the wedding, with your parents or with mine? He: “We will live with your parents, and your parents will live with mine.”
The bride and groom are discussing their future life together. - Promise me, dear, that you will quit smoking. - Yes, my love. - And with drinking too? - Yes Dear. — And will you stop going to the club in the evenings? - This is all? -What else are you going to get involved with? - Happy marriage.
“Please accept my sincere congratulations, my boy,” said the groom’s father, “I am sure that today will remain in your memory as the happiest day of your life.” “But the wedding is tomorrow,” the groom objected. “I know,” said the father.
- They put such a scary doll on this wedding car... - Quiet... It was the bride who leaned out of the hatch...
There is no need to ask men at the registry office nonsense about grief, joy, you need to immediately ask whether he is ready to be hungry, guilty and forever obliged...
A Dagestani man and his wife are driving home after their wedding. Suddenly the horse stumbles under them. The Dagestani says: - ONCE! They move on. The horse stumbles again. The Dagestani says: - TWO! They move on. The horse stumbles again. The Dagestani gets down to the ground, takes out a pistol and shoots the horse. His wife asks him: “What happened?” Why did you shoot the horse? The Dagestani says: - ONCE! And from then on they lived happily ever after and never quarreled!
The matchmakers come into the hut and say: “You have goods, we have a merchant!” Our groom doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and doesn’t play around with girls! The voice of the old woman from the stove: “Isn’t he a fool?”
The police caught the escaped prisoner and asked: “Why did you run away?” - Yes, I wanted to get married... - You have strange ideas about freedom.
— Imagine, my husband died on the fifth day after the wedding. - Well, I didn’t suffer for long...
At a wedding: - Are you a relative on which side - the groom's or the bride's? — From the dishwasher side of the restaurant.
“I just can’t decide whether to go to the wedding or not.” - Who invited you? - My bride.
They are having a wedding. The bride and groom are introduced to relatives and acquaintances whom they do not yet know (that is, to the bride the relatives and acquaintances of the groom, to the groom - the bride). One young man comes up and says to the groom: “And I am the same Ivanov that you will hear about all your life: “If only I married Ivanov...”
Izya fell in love with Sonechka because she was slender and silent. And only after the wedding Izya realized that Sonya could not speak and suck in her stomach at the same time.
— My wife managed to make me religious. - Yah! - Yeah. Before I got married, I didn’t believe there was Hell!
— I was recently at a wedding here! - What's wrong with your face? - They broke it for luck...
After the wedding, the groom confesses to the bride: - Sorry, but I pay alimony to two children. — It’s okay, it won’t undermine our budget: I have enough money for two children.
— Groom, on this solemn day, do you agree to take your bride as your wife? -Can I see everyone?
- What are you silent? — According to Article 51 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation, I may not answer a question if it causes harm to me or my relatives. - Groom, stop being a fool! Are you ready to marry this woman?
— How is a wedding different from a funeral in Russia? - One less drunk.
The groom did not have enough money to buy the bride, so the wedding was postponed until payday.
— Roza Markovna, how do you like the wedding of Zhora and Sofochka? - I’ll tell you, it won’t last long... - Why did you decide that? “I met both the groom’s mother and the bride’s mother. They don't suit each other at all!
A young wife is reading a collection of love lyrics and suddenly says with surprise: “Listen, some Petrarch stole from you the poem that you dedicated to me for the wedding.”
- Darling, stop crying! What's happened!? — My parents are against our wedding. - And that’s all? Silly, don’t worry, I’ll find myself another bride.
Wife to husband: “Where have you been?” - At Kolyan’s wedding... You can’t imagine how drunk everyone got! - Well, why can’t I imagine... Take off the veil.
Groom's prank at a wedding
The sudden appearance of representatives of any government agencies at a wedding will throw you into a complete stupor.
This could be the police or special forces, firefighters or state drug control.
Just imagine for a second - a cheerful wedding is taking place, and then people in camouflage burst into the hall with weapons in their hands.
But the peak of bewilderment comes at the moment when the accusation is announced to the groom, and the people take the young man out of the hall during the execution. It is impossible to predict the behavior of the invitees, parents, and even the groom himself.
How to prank the young
If young people are the subject of the prank, then friends and witnesses can take part in its preparation.
Sometimes they create such an unexpected surprise for the bride and groom themselves, happily playing pranks on each other.
The newlyweds’ address to each other can become a funny prank if such congratulations are made in the form of a comic confession:
- The groom, addressing his young wife, says that he can no longer remain silent and hide the truth from her. It is at such a solemn moment that he, in the presence of his closest friends and family, must confess. It's time for a short pause. Now you can look into the eyes of the bride to read surprise, impatience, and sometimes even fear in them. Having achieved the desired effect, the groom continues to say that he endured for a long time, tried to hide what was hidden in the farthest corners of his soul, but today he realized that he no longer has the strength to hide it, and he is forced to confess. Another short pause. A few seconds later, he takes the bride by the hand and, looking into her eyes, says how much he loves her, that he made the decision to get married a year ago, but did not dare to propose, fearing refusal. After such words, it is better to immediately kiss your beloved, without giving her time to come to her senses.
- A young wife can also play a prank on her chosen one. To do this, it is enough for her to depict sadness on her face and say that she has to make an important confession. It will be better if the young husband learns everything from her, and not from others. The fact is that she did not want the very ring that he proudly wears now to shine on his hand. In response to the astonished look of the groom, the girl says that she wanted a different model, but could not resist and chose this one, which will become a symbol not only of marital fidelity, but that she is always ready to listen to the opinion of her beloved.
- The presenter and witnesses present the young couple with a box, talking about an unexpected package that was brought and left without naming the sender. The newlyweds must decide which of the young people the message can be addressed to, but before opening the box, they will have to guess what is there . The young people take turns expressing their guesses, wondering who could have given such an unexpected gift. The funny thing is that they put a greeting card, a set of diapers, and an alarm clock in the box, but the most vivid memories will remain if you place a cracker with a surprise inside the box. As soon as the box is opened, there will be a pop and everyone around will see a rain of confetti.
It’s cool that the witnesses themselves can congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day.
Addressing the bride, the groom's friend says that long before the wedding and even before meeting his future wife, the current husband paid a lot of attention to one girl.
She was closest to him, with her he shared his deepest secrets, told her about his cherished dreams. And on this special day, she simply must be next to the newlyweds.
While the bride, in front of the guests, is lost in conjecture and waits with bated breath, the witness invites the groom’s sister to the hall. After a short pause, she is given the floor for congratulations.
A wedding cake, or rather its presentation, can also be turned into a fun prank. At a solemn and important moment, the multi-tiered confectionery building falls, and only after everyone around comes to their senses does it become clear that it was a model.
Funny dress-up contests, a wedding lottery, and the presentation of unexpected gifts to guests and parents of the newlyweds will help create a special atmosphere at the wedding and make the fun original.
Erotic pranks at weddings
If the wedding takes place over two days, then you can organize interesting erotic pranks for the bride and groom.
On the first day, the presenter invites young people to conduct an interesting competition, without focusing on the fact that this is the first half of a joke.
During the competition, the newlyweds sit opposite each other. The groom is blindfolded. They give him a thread and a needle.
The young man’s task is to thread the needle with his eyes closed.
The bride encourages the groom and gives real tips like: “A little to the left! Everything works out! Well done! Come on, come on."
The main condition is to record everything said by the girl on a voice recorder.
The climax of the prank comes on the second day of the wedding. The presenter announces that he has a phenomenal recording of the young couple's first wedding night. And, accordingly, includes yesterday's entry.
From the screams of the young people like: “Come on! Not there!” the guests are indescribably delighted and simply die with laughter.
Pranks for parents
There is an interesting draw for this venerable category of those present at the wedding. To find out whether the newlyweds will have a boy or a girl, the presenter invites the parents of the bride and groom to the center of the hall, divides them into two teams and hands each a head of cabbage.
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One team “roots” for the granddaughter, the other for the grandson. The parents’ task is to disassemble the head of cabbage as quickly as possible and find the coin hidden inside, which, of course, is not there. If grandmothers win, there will be a granddaughter, if grandfathers, there will be a grandson. When the cabbage leaves are picked, the presenter turns to the parents with the words: “Why are you still looking for children in cabbage?”
