Original wedding greetings
That's it, guys, you got it, After all, you have become wife and husband. And for the husband: no parties, rare but fun drinking sessions, start saving up your stash, forget the cool car. What you’ve wanted for yourself for many years - That’s it, sorry, there’s no money for it. For the wife: borscht and meat, in the summer - supplies for the winter. And all year - socks, socks... (So as not to die of boredom). What's happened? Aren't you afraid? And will you unite even stronger? This means you have found each other, the best husband and wife. The family home will be bright, There will be excellent harmony between you, Your main success will be Loud, ringing children's laughter.
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Today I am a guest at the wedding, Today my friends are getting married. I am not a fan of “red phrases.” My order will be specific. Groom, take care of the bride. Buy boots for the winter, a bright sundress for the summer... Well, in general, you know the list yourself. Don't talk back to your wife - everything will only get doubly worse. Her objections are a waste of time. The wife is always right. You need to promise less, otherwise you will have to deliver. Don't forget about compliments AND about “special” moments. Now I'll tell you, bride. You don't feel cramped together with your loved one. Swear to always endure him, Even though it will be difficult sometimes. Prepare a delicious dinner with love, I will come to you to eat! Kidding! Of course, for my husband. He is well-fed and more obedient. And be patient, mother, collect socks around the house, and if he drinks more than the norm, do not send them to the addresses. This will be my advice, although there is no advice in love. And if you quarrel, make peace. Only after making peace, go to bed. And let the years fly forward. Got married? So, forever. There were a lot of words! Which one is missing? Bitterly!
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I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you to live to old age. Together you will turn gray, go bald, go to the store, groan. In general, live happily and you love each other!
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That's it: goodbye freedom! Ringed now, Now the general income, The ceiling and the table and the door. I wish you, spouses: Always be happy, May you miss each other, And never be together. So that love would prevail, Life would be pure syrup, Everything would be decided without a scandal, Without a “rolling pin to the forehead” technique!
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Our command today is simple: First and foremost - Let love reign in the family, Tender and glorious. And secondly, let the wife pump her biceps and protect her husband from long-legged ladies. Third: we wish our husband personal achievements, so that he brings decent mammoths home. So that there is something to eat With black caviar, So that guests come in a friendly crowd. Well, we wish you children, strong and desirable. Yes! The ring should be friends with the ring finger.
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On this happy, bright day, We want to wish you to live your life as a strong family, since you have already decided to create! So that in joy, not in sorrow, you would divide everything in half, so that not in poverty - in wealth, you would love each other! And over time, someone's legs began to splash around the house, And two, or better yet more, babies chirped happily. So that on holidays and on weekdays it will be a joy to be near you, so that everything you dream about together will certainly come true, so that everything will be in order And with money, and not only, so that it will always be sweet for you, Well, today - bitter!
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So you found each other, became husband and wife. Be happy spouses and take my advice. Be the groom obedient in everything, Never argue with your wife. After all, you need a man in the house. Strong, strong, businesslike. You bride, be calm, so that there is no swearing and fighting. Be sexy and slim, so that your marriage is strong! Never give up, walk hand in hand. Have fun, develop yourself and take care of your family!
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Congratulations on your happy day! May you be lucky in everything, May you have a house in the Caribbean and a large foreign currency account. Let diamonds and sapphires sway in the ears of your beloved - and your beloved will live like a padishah. We have made a lot of wishes, you will have to accept everything: We have given you a task - you must carry it out!
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Happy wedding day from the bottom of my heart, friends, I would like to congratulate you as soon as possible! And you, I see, are not cowards at all, Since the bonds of love are sealed! Well, that's it, get ready to live together: Both you, the groom, and you, the bride! Oh, how many different tasks and all sorts of troubles await you ahead! Cooking awaits you, bride, as well as washing and cleaning, and the eternal struggle with the socks that your husband has scattered under his feet! But you, groom, don’t relax, And don’t lie on the couch! Better yet, go to the store and buy dresses with fur coats, so that your beautiful wife will be completely flattered! And even though sometimes she is grumpy, But she is yours, but she is loved! I wish you a lot of happiness and don’t look around! Live, without looking at anything, in love, prosperity, peace, harmony!
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We are having fun today And there is no end to the fun Because you put on two wedding rings. It is clear that a good deed is unlikely to be called “Marriage”. Therefore, I will boldly tell you that family is joint work! We need to feel each other, somewhere to be completely silent, or, if we can’t, to say the right word. Smile tenderly at the mother-in-law (It’s better to call her mother-in-law), And admire the mother-in-law, And try to please. In general, I’ll say, guys, you’ve “gotten” forever! But if there is love to the point of trembling, the rest is nonsense. There will certainly be happiness, the family will be strong, if together you go through difficulties from A to Z.
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The hymen did not eat, did not sleep - he forged the marriage bonds, he tried, he groaned, he wanted to please you! So that your marriage union is distinguished by the strength of the bonds, Hymen, the family god, worked as hard as he could! In the marriage alloy he put both patience and strength, a lot of joy and happiness, understanding, participation. And also - hope, faith and trust beyond measure, joint plans and works, interesting adventures. He added bright moments, And added hot nights, And doubts, and worries, Kisses, reconciliations! The zealous God mixed everything he could into the bonds of marriage, And, as destiny requires, He gave these bonds to you! On this day and at this hour your family was born - Young, united, Newly made! Happiness to you and many years to come, May love and advice reign, And may God Hymen’s bonds not be a burden to you!
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Let your dreams be calm, And the evenings always be gentle, The days are beautiful, and the nights are starry, Full of magical silence.
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Let your actions be wise, Let your decisions be firm, Let only jokes help Solve all the equations in the family. Understand each other in everything, Help each other live in word and deed. After all, it’s much easier to turn everyday life into a fairy tale together!
Short, heartfelt congratulations on your wedding day in prose.
Dear newlyweds! Nowadays there is an expression: it’s not a wonder that they disperse, it’s a wonder that they live. And we sincerely wish you to live a wonderful life!
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And let the groom become her true support and support. I want to wish you a happy birthday. Happy birthday to the new married couple.
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Dear children! Welcome to a happy life, with the creation of a friendly family! May your days be filled with mutual respect and care. May the sun of victories sparkle for you, and may failures, turning into clouds, fly away forever!
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Drive, fair wind, travel and a fun life together. Happy wedding day, happy joining of hearts!
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The bird called “family” today has grown two wings and these wings are you. Its flight is just beginning, so fly carefully and always be together, because a bird with one wing cannot fly.
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Love is a delicate matter, but always interesting. You are sitting here and can’t even imagine that what awaits you next is a whole ocean of happiness and a sea of laughter, a river of luck and a lake of prosperity, and also a trickle of unpredictability.
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Dear newlyweds, I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day. May there not be a moment of sadness or disappointment in your life, may you always be able to see love, support and hope in each other.
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Let me congratulate you on your legal entry into the elite club of spouses! Respect each other’s interests, open your soul, and may universal happiness come to you!
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Friends! I propose a drink for a kiss! After all, it was invented by a man because he couldn’t find any other way to shut a woman’s mouth.
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An exciting moment has come for us, and it’s time to give parting words to the young. Let harmony and mutual respect reign between you. Everything now depends on your desire to understand each other and make concessions. Advice and love to you, children!
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Beautiful comic congratulations on your marriage
I congratulate you on your wedding day and I want to wish you to perceive your other half entirely. It will never be possible to change “plus” to “minus”, It is only important to decide, who is the neck, who is the head. And I also wish you to remember the wedding more often, So that anything in life is “bitter” can be corrected with a kiss!
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We want to wish you to become a friendly family, to give birth to children soon, to relax with them at the sea, to the mountains with them and on a hike. Happiness for a hundred years ahead! To live without quarrels, misunderstandings - This is our task for you. And love to keep each other, Let the district envy! There will be endless joy, and wealth will be eternal!
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Listen for two minutes, A wedding is no joke, Accept congratulations, And then wait for the gifts. It is clear to all the guests, of course, that they have not gathered here in vain, Everyone wants to see how they will drink and sing here, how they will kiss here and smile at each other - both to friends and relatives. And, of course, Young. I give you potatoes - Wait for Antoshka in a year. I will kiss the Couple on the cheeks, so that more daughters will be born. So that the groom is a great guy, Here’s a big cucumber for you, And so that it’s hot in bed, From me - a slow cooker. Happiness and love beyond measure, And hope and faith to you. Live together for a whole century and cherish each other.
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Vivat, newlyweds! May there be tons of happiness, may your income be in the millions, and may you always be in love. Things are always successful, Problems are always inconspicuous, Successes are indecent, And happiness is enchanting. Let your health grow stronger, let your feelings grow and joy bloom, and let your ancestors not interfere!
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I wish you understanding, Many bright, long years, May your wishes come true, And may love give you light! Let everyday life not bother you, Let everything work out! May your marriage only prosper, Let the children laugh in the house!
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Congratulations on your wonderful day! May fate give you happiness, may life change for the better, and may it pour in a lot of money. Give you two carriages of good luck, tons of kindness and laughter, may you be lucky in everything: every day and all year round!
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Love sparkled and sparkled, Today it turned into a wedding. Walk through life side by side. Love and take care of each other. Like two halves of a single whole, give birth to a son - beautiful, brave. You shouldn’t forget about your daughter either. It’s not for nothing that a bed is valued in the house. Don’t be afraid of booties, pacifiers, diapers - Give birth to boys, give birth to girls. All my life - to be close, All my life - to be together, We all wish the bride and groom! Let love shine over your family at the silver and gold wedding.
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Today the main thing at a wedding is not to get drunk, not to marry strangers, and not to plunge your face into jellied meat, not to wake up in a strange apartment in the morning, not to accidentally call your mother-in-law mom, then screw your family in general, but otherwise, let everything be fine, And great happiness awaits you in your personal life!
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Happy wedding to you, young people, It’s bittersweet for you, your relatives shout, Let everything in the family be smooth, Sweet, joyful and sweet! So that the wife does not drink, Adores and loves, The husband does not go out with friends, Kisses and helps! So that quarrels and worries do not cause trouble for you, So that the union makes you happy and inflames you with love!
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In family life, everyone is more important. Distribution of roles: The wife should carry her salary into the house, And sometimes scold the husband for over-salting the soup And staying with the neighbor for a long time. For my husband's house to shine, comfort and dinner on the table. And so that he does not blame his wife for being away from home for a long time. But jokes aside And I want to wish you: May you live in romance and never know grief! No matter what trials fate throws at you, go through life together, caring and loving!
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Our dear couple, We hasten to wish you to make your life sweet and sweet, to give birth to many children! Harmony to you, laughter and smiles, So that until your golden wedding you live only in happiness, becoming a luxurious family! So that you divide everything you need in half, so that happiness is nearby, so that you live a wonderful life!
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On your wedding day, I wish you that your home will be visited by welcome guests, that your fun will feast with success, that even your melancholy will be choked with laughter. So that there are no quarrels and other excesses,
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Live beautifully, live richly - Since you are given to each other forever! Let the wife’s salary be bottomless, Let the wife’s outfits be beautiful! Let the children rush around the house in a crowd - After all, it’s time to continue the family line! Then enjoy your fate to the fullest, There will be an opportunity to take another walk. Let only affection live between you, The dishes do not break, the salt does not spill. In short, we help you with words, and your concern is advice and love
It’s beautiful to congratulate you on your wedding day in your own words.
Especially for those invitees who value the time of others, but at the same time want to congratulate the newlyweds beautifully and originally, ready-made laconic congratulations in prose have been created.
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Congratulations on your wedding day and sincerely wish you endless family happiness, sincere understanding, unquenchable love and stable well-being in the home.
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I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day. I wish you to live in complete harmony and peace. Let every day of your life together turn into a wonderful fairy tale and a happy story.
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Congratulations on your wedding day and wish you happy sunrises, funny family stories and cozy warm evenings.
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Congratulations! I would like to wish you to live to see a golden wedding, a happy family life and many children. Understand each other, support and protect your happiness from envious eyes.
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Congratulations, dear ones, on your wedding day. I wish you to always remain a couple in love and be able to become a happy and strong family!
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Congratulations on your wedding day. May your journey together be easy and happy, may your family live in prosperity, happiness and love.
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Congratulations to the young people! I wish that there is no end to your happiness, your love, your dreams and joint opportunities. Live in complete harmony of your hearts, dear ones.
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Congratulations on your wedding day and wish you strong love and lasting happiness, memorable moments and wonderful family traditions.
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I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding. I wish you peace and goodness, prosperity and happiness, true love and a friendly family.
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Congratulations on your wedding and sincerely wish you to live in goodness and prosperity, happiness and love, understanding and peace, respect and joy.
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Congratulations, dear ones, on your wedding. May your love be invincible and eternal, may you live a sweet life, but today everyone will unanimously shout “bitter” to you!
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Happy wedding. Dear newlyweds, let your life be filled only with bright emotions. Love each other, respect, care and support.
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Happy wedding day and with all my heart I wish you eternal joy, love, prosperity and understanding, respect, peace, prosperity and family comfort.
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Congratulations, dears. I wish you to live at least a hundred years in prosperity and love, happiness and prosperity. And may all your dreams always come true.
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Congratulations on your family day. Let love and understanding reign in your home. May all your dreams come true and you have everything your heart desires.
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Happy marriage! We wish you to enjoy your life together and love each other as much as possible.
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Happy wedding. Dear newlyweds! Let your life be bright, cloudless and happy. So that there is understanding, peace and, of course, a lot of love in life.
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“Advice to a young spouse: there should be so many outfits in the wife’s closet so that a lover cannot hide there”;
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“The bachelor life has come to an end today! Now you are responsible for the one you love! Congratulations!”;
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Our newlyweds! With the connection of hearts! Now your destinies are illuminated with endless love. Let it shine like a star, bringing unconditional joy and true happiness!
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All the best and good health! May every new day be warmed with happiness, love, and the light of good changes!
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The bride and groom are a happy couple, the Union will help you strengthen your love. We wish you, both young and old, to live your whole life side by side together!
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Today is your wedding day, And “Bitter!” We are not too lazy to shout! We wish you happiness and great love, so that there will be enough feelings until the golden wedding!
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Happy wedding, friends, on this festive hour, on such a significant date! May you have many joyful days, and may your life be rich in happiness!
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Let every day be bright, Give happiness again and again, Don’t skimp on gifts, And let love live in our hearts!
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Congratulations on your wedding, We wish the young family: May peace and advice reign in your home, May you live in love for many years!
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We put rings on our hands, We flew through life together, So let the hearts knock in unison and life will be like a dream!
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I congratulate you on your wedding day, I wish you love, prosperity, and children! More happiness to the bride and groom, May you live together with love for many years!
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Your union is wonderful, bride and groom! Let love rule at this ball! And may there always be a place for Tenderness, affection, kindness and warmth in your life!
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Congratulations on your wedding, We are very happy from our hearts. Be happy always, Never grieve. Endless love to you, tender, tender like flowers.
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We congratulate you on your wedding day! Always love each other! We wish you to be a strong family, and to have comfort and warmth in your home!
Rare funny congratulations on a wedding
To become happy in life, you need to smile, Give passion every day and always, fall in love. Don’t swear, don’t be sad, Share your worries And try to add more work to the Storks!
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I wish the young family to receive gifts from the current price, to live peacefully without a mortgage, and to have love forever. May you live without quarrels and fights, may this marriage succeed. Children - at least three, to entertain the two of you.
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To the melodious clink of glasses, to the cries of “Bitter!”, to the laughter of friends. We wish you to boldly and successfully open the door to family life. Let love help you on the difficult path of life. Be able to proudly carry tenderness and respect through the years. Let there be prosperity in the house, Let the cheerful laughter of children sound. Appreciate every moment, Family rear is most important.
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We hasten to congratulate the bride and groom on their wedding day! Let life be a continuous fiesta, Let the stork bring children. A man, the support of the whole family, love and respect your wife. And, if you can, let her go shopping without reproach. Wife, be wise and tolerant. Believe in your husband and don’t be angry that he’s obsessed with football, but reliable, don’t be lazy. So be happy, dear ones! And let the light of love not dim. Heaven has united you for many, many, many years.
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On this day a miracle occurs, on this day a family is created. I won’t torment you with a lecture, but I will tell you parting words: Let the wife remain a beauty and an excellent housewife, and the husband is famous for his efficiency - he can grow a tree, a son and a house. Remain in love forever, Just like in this joyful moment of yours. Inspired by pure happiness forever, Like the heroes of fairy-tale books.
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The clink of glasses, the shine of rings. Legal marriage is the crown of love. You were a simple couple, and today you are husband and wife. The bonds of Hymen have bound you firmly - that’s for sure. Mendelssohn's waltz struck - We have come to congratulate you. We wish the young people happiness, and patience, and participation, so that you can walk through life together until your late gray hair. Together, what does this mean? Share both troubles and good fortune. Even if they fought, so that they could go to bed together. Go on vacation together, Rock the little doll together. But the money, alas - the wife should have it all! Don’t waste time: Create family comfort. Love, rejoice, create, whisper tender confessions. And so that the gene pool would be useful, the Lord commanded all of us to be fruitful. Let the son be broad-shouldered, and we’ll provide him with a stroller!
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Allow me, in verse, not in prose (For the rhyme, Pushkin, brother, forgive me!), Raising this cup with a small dose, Make a short toast. Tell me honestly, just the truth: Is there a more fun holiday in the world? But for some reason it’s very bitter And every moment it’s getting more bitter!
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I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you from the bottom of my heart to get along on any issues, not to fight over pennies. Don’t chase your spouse with a rolling pin, And don’t chase your spouse, Don’t fight with frying pans, But accept gifts!
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Congratulations on your wedding, I wish you a happy life. So that they blush in old age, Because you knew how to do weird things. So that when sclerosis overtakes you, your life will be more joyful. So that you can live together in love every day for up to a hundred years. So that the stork brings a whole cartload of children in its beak. So that there is prosperity in everything, All ailments are nothing. So that the tablecloth is full, Let us shout to you in unison - Bitterly!
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Congratulations on your legal marriage. Today I wish you love, health, only happiness, to live many, many years in harmony. Mutual assistance, patience, So that everyday life does not completely bite you. Seize wonderful moments and run away from insults. Do not know betrayal and jealousy. Daughters and sons will be born - you raise them with dignity, and may your family grow stronger. I wish you not to know ailments, not to know need and envy. And gently hold each other’s hands, like on this day, always hold!
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Congratulations on this miracle! You are now one family. There will be no loneliness, There will be mountains of laundry. I wish you to iron, clean and wash together, amicably, If you need to rest - Just fall asleep together. Pies, pots of borscht, a common house, a shared life - If you risked being together, That means there will definitely be happiness!
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Congratulations, young people! I wish you a sea of happiness, large mountains of joy, and not a bit of bad weather. Oceans of magical feelings, Rivers of tenderness, love, A whole pond of tender hugs - Just have time, swim! Let sadness not knock in your heart - The heart is occupied with each other, You are examples for each other, Now you are a husband and wife!
